Vampire Slayer: Part Two Petrucha, Kinney & Murase

NANCY DREW VS> A VAMPIRE SLAYER?! Nancy must stop a woman determined to destroy a vampire -- Gregor Coffson!

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gellaho
The Book Cage Episode 83.75 Nancy Drew: Girl Detective: The New Case Files: Vampire Slayer: Part 2
As you might imagine, this week is a little hard to schedule. So, I'm getting it out of the way early and we are celebrating the season the only way I know: with diseased teen boys and girl detectives. That's right: it's the Nancy Drew comic book about a fake vampire with a magical house and her androgynous group of teen idiots. Given time, may also get into the hardy boys crossover which continues the Nancy Drew story but seemingly ignores whatever the Hardy Boys manga was trying to accomplish. Find out THIS WEDNESDAY. I repeat WEDNESDAY at 5pm eastern.
gellaho
1000 Space GDCs
This was genuinely hard to read, the character design is non-euclidean.
Badgerman
Still kind of amazed that George was the only thing they got right and even then by being so wrong they landed on something amazing
gellaho
Little under an hour until Nancy Drew: Girl Detective: The New Casefiles: Vampire Slayer: Part 2. Don't miss the exciting conclusion to this not-quite-a-series.
Badgerman
Fucking Gregor Coffson
I had actually forgotten
gellaho
"Vampires" Ahoy
Badgerman
Poor little whatsisface looking so offended that he got cucked by a vampire
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Maintaining the vampire part of the title is extra insulting considering its established there are no vampires.
gellaho
The lies continue within the front page. No idea where/when this is supposed to be
Badgerman
"Nancy Drew: Goth Twink Hunter" didn't roll off the copy very well
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Meanwhile, at Medieval Times in Newark......"
gellaho
These titles for the regular series sure are awful
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
I coughed up blood when I looked closer and read "The Disoriented Express"
Badgerman
Hard disagree, I am instantly invested in the plight of Mr. Cheeters and its resolution
gellaho
You suck Sho
Badgerman
Gotta love when they put the credit for the original ghostwriter in the smallest font possible under their own names
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sho should have tried harder and gotten into a good high school.
Juho
Nancy has a face like she's being hit on by Don Diebel in a strip club in the top left cover.
Badgerman
You get the feeling it's something all the true hacks out there like JJ Abrams would do if they weren't cowards
gellaho
We now return to our comic already in progress
Badgerman
I think all of those shapes making up that cloak come straight from Microsoft PowerPoint
But fear not! Gregor came prepared, having quickly dressed for fencing class offscreen
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Weird Health Bigot
gellaho
That's, what a three foot stake based on that hand?
Badgerman
Nancy Drew: Vampire Apologist
That crucifix is more of a plus sign
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
The hand holding the stake has to be a joke, right?
I've seen better hands in early webcomics.
gellaho
They appear to be trying to dance the door open
Juho
Look, drawing things perpendicular is hard.
Badgerman
WAM WAM
Juho
Oh shit we just all lost Wamageddon.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sho needs to consult his "How to Draw Sexy Anime Girls" book more closely.
Badgerman
He's onto something with the butt thrust out pose tbh
gellaho
Ned can hear Nancy's narration apparently
Badgerman
Oh my god what is wrong with George's teeth
Did they turn rabid between books
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Mouthful of cum?
gellaho
"Slight of Dan"
Badgerman
Patented Mountain Monsters time-filling recap
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy might be a really bad example to her friends.
Juho
Only guy talking has his mouth closed.
gellaho
The author has not only forgotten George's gender, but also her race
Badgerman
"What could be worse?!"
Than this book? Not much
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Thats normal for manga, at least Sho got that right.
In manga there is only one race: Big eyed freakazoid.
Badgerman
Either Blondie just let rip a real stinker or George just grokked what a shitty storyline this is
gellaho
I guess there wasn't enough space for that speech bubble in that bottom panel?
Badgerman
Crucifix is now made out of sweet potato fries
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Mmmm. Sweet potato.
Died for our sins.
gellaho
Gregor was friends of Vigo
Badgerman
"Shadowed face with one red eye and crazy expression" is a very anime face
gellaho
That's certainly what Europe looked like in 1911
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Is.......is that not what Europe looks like NOW?
Badgerman
Hahaha the nonsense inside cover was foreshadowing
"They refused to tolerate evil, after decades of putting up with it and hoping it would go away on its own eventually"
gellaho
Jesus H Christ, Sho
Badgerman
Good god, they've become Flatlanders
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Wait.......but I'm not even FROM Romania. I think you've gotten me confused with Radu, the guy from down the street who works at Krispy Kreme."
gellaho
OHHHNGH
Juho
Can confirm.
gellaho
George moves to face #53. This one is really pointy
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy, you have GOT to work on your suggestibility. You KNOW vampires arent real and that Gregor is also not a vampire, you shouldnt have even considered this.
"I'll call the cops!"
"Ill get my laptop."
Equally helpful suggestions, guys.
Juho
I mean, yeah, but it also looked like that in 1911.
gellaho
Really makes it seem like the laptop is yelling at itself
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Someone needs to tell her about Gregor's unprotected Wifi.
Radu has been using it to watch Netflix.
gellaho
Uh oh, it's collapsing in on itself
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Ohhhhh is THAT what the Singularity is?
Juho
Look, you can just put the phone to your ear and talk at a normal volume. You don't have to yell at it from two feet away.
gellaho
Just take a picture of a laptop keyboard and throw it in here
Juho
And not one from this millenium.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Okay Sho, a geometric sequence of cubes should have been pretty easy to do even if you wanted to be lazy.
Cmon man, coasting on making George a nonbinary icon only gets you so far.
gellaho
Sho decided drawing emotions was too much work. Or like sensible actions
Juho
...fingers shouldn't be able to be bent like that.
gellaho
"Looks like she's doing just fine."
Shove for no reason
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Ned is just really afraid of computers, he thought it was going to explode.
gellaho
Nancy remembers when her face was melting
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Its always so embarassing when your face melts at dinner.
gellaho
That's what texts look like, sure
Juho
...I honestly can't tell of the problem is the shit printing alignment or the shit art.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
That is a wild font for a text as well.
Someone likes a real sci fi flair to their messages.
Ferroday, Blitzin'
...is my dude here phasing through the table?
Juho
Hell yes, segmented text on a smartphone.
gellaho
That's definitely how vitamins come, Sho
Juho
Smartphones are basically just digital alarm clocks, right?
gellaho
Especially iron
Juho
Jars and test tubes with screw-tops. Yes.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Yeah I guess if you've never seen or smelled blood or vegetable juice before you might be fooled.
gellaho
Ned got some extreme facial surgery
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
in between panels Ned is attending Benedict Cumberbatch's Academy for Sharp Faced Boys.
Juho
His right hand must be inside his sleeve.
gellaho
Bess decides this is the perfect time for some sweet air guitar
gellaho
And that caused George to lose an eye
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sometimes you need to just belt out the Judas Priest cover of Diamonds and Rust and if that costs a bystander their vision..... So be it.
Juho
Fun fact: Finland has an annual air guitar world championship.
gellaho
Spin the wheel to see what face George is going to have next
Badgerman
Literally just Light Yagami
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Hey Ned just mentioned that thing that Nancy is doing right this very second. Thats very nearly clever writing.
gellaho
Gregor's condition has started to make his face disappear
Badgerman
Whisper shouting to the unconscious will get them awake, right? It's one of those surefire things
gellaho
But at least they aren't going to introduce another character that looks just like Ned and George
Uh oh
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy maybe kick the ass in front of you and disable the literal insane would be murderer waving a sharp piece of wood and gibbering about vampires before you get him a drink?
Sho: "Drawing more than three faces is hard."
Juho
That dress and that sofa arm are not on the same plane of existence.
gellaho
Acne always shows up at exactly the wrong time
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Fight! Do karate!
The answer is always DO KARATE!
gellaho
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE WE'RE MAKING?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"No, sorry. I dont follow this one, Dave. Who is this "Borfy" character?"
gellaho
Get it together, Sho
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Gregor diving for that juice like Popeye going for his spinach.
Juho
It's spelled Boofy.
gellaho
Not the coat rack!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Bud Nancy fights murders as a HOBBY, she'll be fine.
Juho
Surprised top hat.
Ferroday, Blitzin'
we've just given up drawing faces since the artist sucks so much at it, I guess
gellaho
You are all pale and frail. Literally every character in this world is made of white sticks.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
OKay I was gonna keep giving Gregor shit for not throwing out that magicians old crap, but a free top hat is something to cherish.
Badgerman
That's bordering on a stovepipe tbh
gellaho
That treacherous foot stool
Agent of Fortune
Is this official or fan fiction
Badgerman
Nancy cracks her head off the floor and dies painfully over the course of several minutes. The assailant murders Gregor and escapes justice forever. The End
Juho
Both?
gellaho
Chief also complains about his lack of eyeballs
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
The lines going from the footstool suggest motion more than impact, so I choose to believe that footstool is sentient and rooting for the vampire hunter.
Badgerman
Sweet problematic goatee, Chief
gellaho
I would never sully my Book Cage with the likes of fan fiction
Badgerman
Did you style that straight from Fu Manchu or did it grow naturally
Juho
I was gonna ask, is that drool or a beard?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"I suspect this grown man who has a full time job as the head of local law enforcement has nothing better to do than help me not die! He sure seems to like it!"
gellaho
I'm not sure what you are seeing
Badgerman
Oh. Oh god. Now I'm not sure either.
Jesus, did his cheek absorb his lapel or is he having a stroke?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Deeply cleft chin.
Juho
Does he have a hearing aid?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Like this man has a double chin but vertically.
Juho
I don't think teeth should point that way.
gellaho
George got some jaw implants
gellaho
And the Chief grew some eyes
Juho
Oooh, it's not a beard, it's his COLLAR!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"So you see officer, we were harassing this teen because we thought he was a vampire, but it turns out he has a health condition."
gellaho
Boy, oh, boy. That's certainly not the same ridiculously hatted officer copy and pasted
Badgerman
Oh, he's self conscious about his neck growth now
Hahaha he looks like he hasn't broken in his fucking ballcap yet
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Twin twink cops?
Agent of Fortune
The two women are also copy pasted from a previous panel
Juho
He might be pulling a Karl Lagerfeld and hiding neck wattle with absurd collars.
gellaho
Sho will never, ever, draw expressions matching what the characters are saying
Badgerman
What do you mean, looked? šŸ‘ļø šŸ‘„ šŸ‘ļø
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Shut up, NED."
Juho
...is he making a jerk-off motion?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Ned IS a jerk off motion.
gellaho
Dial up the George-O-Matic to see what face we get this time
Agent of Fortune
šŸ¤Œ
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
George looks like she has a new coat of lip gloss in this panel.
gellaho
Nancy's deflated
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Also I love how this cop is incredulous that one of NANCY DREWs friends would invade someones privacy.
Juho
Sick dance moves.
Badgerman
This cop only keeps his job because Nancy drew and co. are routinely invading privacy
gellaho
Those rocks are definitely going to work
Juho
...what the fuck is up with that forehead?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
George and Bess immediately forgot Gregor isnt a vampire.
Badgerman
Have the cops tried something stronger than overgrown ice picks on that door
gellaho
The stake has disappeared, which has caused the vampire slayer to glitch out
gellaho
What action was supposed to be depicted by the three characters there? Who knows!
Badgerman
"Chosen Oneee!"
"I'm coming!"
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Do it Gregor. Murder this person with a can of vegetable juice. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE PRISON OF FEAR!
Badgerman
It's like throwing a can of spaghetti sauce at people to knock them out from a distance in Hitman
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
All it will cost you is beating a delusional Romanian girl to death with a can of V8 and you can take a shit without being afraid of ambush.
gellaho
Seems like you could have done this at any time. Apparently that stake was some kind of mirage
Badgerman
Aw man, you made him miss. Now he's gonna have to clean up all that broken glass and shit
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy it took you this long to sweep the leg?
Badgerman
Way to go, Nancy.
gellaho
The fuck is going on here, Sho
Badgerman
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Was. Was the teenage girl supposed to be going commando this whole time or is this another of those uniquely anime touches
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Sho.......You told us your previous experience wasnt going to influence your work."
gellaho
I'm not sure if Nancy kicked her again or what
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Oh nooooo, the murderer may or probably may not have cracked her idiot skull on a coffee table.
Badgerman
Sho can't draw juice spills but they can draw splats of suspiciously viscous fluid just fine
gellaho
"Weird that she was able to overpower me earlier"
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
She looks sick?
gellaho
Why did you put her in that pose, Nancy?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sick is not how I would have described it.
Badgerman
THRILL as Nancy Drew and friends beat up a terminal malnutrition patient!
Hahaha even Gregor looks ticked off that she said that last thing
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Yeah Nancy, its called being a Romanian peasant. Her diet is like 2\3rds turnips and the sun shines like two weeks total."
gellaho
Thrill at Nancy's voice mail
Badgerman
"Darn kids and their uncharged phones šŸ‘“ "
gellaho
I think George might kill and eat Bess
Badgerman
Also how can the phone receive the message if her battery is dead
Agent of Fortune
Decentralized voice mail
gellaho
Agent of Fortune
That's not weird
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"I just get so involved in doing crime to stop people from doing crime I dont leave any way for my loved ones or the authorities to call and dissuade me, uwu."
gellaho
Exactly how you hold a phone
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"These goddamn Galaxy Note 7s."
Badgerman
Rare self inflicted iPhone user dunk
gellaho
You know, how friends caress faces
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Yes, normal frienship, much touching of the face, yes?"
Badgerman
Nope. Nope. Get out, Nancy. This boy will steal your teeth.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Is how you do in America?"
gellaho
Ah!
BlindMonkey
My comics dreams suddenly feel six times more possible
Badgerman
Jumpscare!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Bess is SO HORNY for someone to have died.
Agent of Fortune
same
gellaho
That's the motion you use to hit the back of someone's head, sure
Badgerman
I'd make that horrified expression too if Cardi B started playing in my vicinity
gellaho
Something terrible happened to George
BlindMonkey
Shaolin detectives punish bad theories harshly.
Juho
Oh shit she's crying blood.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Oh SHIT! I LEFT THE OVEN ON!
Badgerman
Took a glancing hit from the UwU beam. Survived, but was forever changed
Agent of Fortune
why are the girls wearing matching hoodies
Badgerman
So you can tell which one is which
BlindMonkey
This is joining the reaction image arsenal.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
All hoodies are matching hoodies.
gellaho
Classic sepia tone photo for someone born in the nineties
Badgerman
Hahaha they're siblings???
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Fuck off. Dont do it. Dont make them siblings you fucker.
Agent of Fortune
TOO LATE
gellaho
Classic nineties nostalgia
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Oh yeah I have porphyria but VAMPIRES ARE ALSO TOTALLY REAL YOU ALL!"
Badgerman
Yeah, bully the vampire children. See what happens.
Feels like a real smart play.
Agent of Fortune
I like the sepia tone flashback
gellaho
Valon
Badgerman
Is Albania just always filtered sepia toned in the same way Mexico is always piss yellow
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Eugh in Albania, no wonder they hate you.
Juho
...sepia before it was universal as a filter for phone cameras, agter the 19rh century.
gellaho
Please forget that the author accidentally called the vampire hunter Garina earlier
Badgerman
"In Valen's name!"
muffled Minbari violence
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Stupid Gregor getting to jet off to places like France and America while we live in fucking ALBANIA! IN THE 90s!"
Badgerman
"Yeah, I'll totally do a second pass on this script"
- author who did not end up doing that
gellaho
Gregor also got some facial work done during the flashback
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"What? No its fine, Garina is a normal name for girls in that part of the world. Its like Gary."
Badgerman
Well no shit you don't sense your sister, you don't have the fucking Force, Greg. Jeez
gellaho
"How many men have you disembowled?"
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Wait wasnt there also a civil war in Albania in the mid 90s?
gellaho
George has turned into a wood elf again
Badgerman
Very efficient use of panels here. Instead of advancing the plot we spin our wheels uselessly while the author pretends their EC/OC romance is going to actually go anywhere. A brilliancy of storytelling.
Agent of Fortune
that's why there was the sepia in the air
Badgerman
George prefers "Bosmer"
gellaho
If you are going to copy and paste, how's about you pick one that makes sense
Badgerman
Iā€”
Fucking
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
What?
Badgerman
George is RIGHT THERE
What???
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
What the fuck is that guys back doing?!
Agent of Fortune
isn't that Ned?
Badgerman
"They just didn't care!"
gellaho
Gregor needs a nap
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
It looks like it would be pulsating.
Juho
Garina is absolutely Romanian for "we wanted a boy".
Badgerman
He's got that Richard III spine
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Gregor, getting bored, decides to do his traditional "mime eating a big sausage" joke for Nancy.
gellaho
The lines are back and better than ever
Badgerman
What the fuck is happening
Oh. Garina's gone now. That's all
gellaho
Not entirely sure what's happening to George here
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sho forgot to draw in the single drop of sweat.
Also forgot that kind of thing is for characters NOT IN THE BACKGROUND SHO!
SHO! THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT!
BAD ARTIST! BAD!
gellaho
Probably should have brought the full sized jaws of life
Badgerman
The single stink line being repeated really makes it look like George shit themself a few pages back
Hahaha I think that's just a jpeg of a can opener?
Juho
Wait that was supposed to be sweat? I thought it was intermittent facial deformities.
gellaho
Let's have George do all the talking but be the smallest part of the frame
Badgerman
It really looks like George is just stealing a police car there
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Sho you are never going to draw for Shonen Jump with panels like this.
gellaho
This Slight of Dan seems like a much better story
Agent of Fortune
eff the police
there is way too much text crammed into each of these panels
I know that's a relatively small crime but
gellaho
Sho struggles to draw a rope
Badgerman
Rummage on the rope, in the immortal words of Mario Corelli
gellaho
Sho struggles to illustrate daylight
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Yeah whatever, that's a prop sword."
Badgerman
Hahaha fuck you Sho that's a can opener that you gussied up and thought no one would notice
gellaho
Nancy Drew is an idiot
Agent of Fortune
everybody in this really needs to unclench their shoulders
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Also in this situation wouldn the best thing to do be get a breaching charge and blow thru a wall? Surely Gregor didnt line his whole damn house with steel plates.
Badgerman
Heck, just get an axe
gellaho
Slish
Badgerman
Going to great lengths to conceal the identity of this assailant who we already know the identity of
gellaho
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME
Badgerman
Pretty sure your true name is only sorcery if you're a demon or something
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy you are kind of an idiot for thinking you can reason with someone who thinks vampires are real.
gellaho
The Sun decided to descend upon Earth
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Garina probably has "vampire" and "communist" confused as well.
Badgerman
"No one wants to hurt you!" Right before getting flashbanged has gotta feel great
gellaho
Bess teleports through the wall
gellaho
Hmmm
Badgerman
Man, Terry really downgraded from being Batman
gellaho
Enhance
gellaho
Solid hacking
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Badgerman
OODY OUD
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Lesser known Fremen god, Oody Oud.
Badgerman
script notes for Doctor Who aliens
gellaho
George chooses a perfectly natural pose
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
George breaks into interpretive dance, overwhelmed by emotion.
Badgerman
Hahah T posing to assert dominance
gellaho
Nancy ushers her friends away immediately
gellaho
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Nancy........why do you even date Ned?
gellaho
Whoever owned this really didn't like whatever happened here
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
PRAISE OODY OUD!
Badgerman
How much you wanna bet it was an unprompted kiss
gellaho
The comic becomes very mysterious
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Or they REALLY liked it and cut it out for their Nancy Drew Manga Scrapbook.
Badgerman
Ned's spider sense is tingling!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Huh.......This feels like getting cucked but I'm not wearing the outfit."
gellaho
No? No. No!!
Badgerman
He deserved it!
But he didn't.
gellaho
Nancy escapes to the Rainbow Dimension
Badgerman
Took the Bifrost back to Midgard
gellaho
OK, but why would the psychiatrist do that?
Badgerman
Weird that we're squishing all this falling action exposition into the space of two text boxes but there hasn't been a single not weird decision in this whole book
gellaho
Time to put all the plot in the last two pages
gellaho
That is one big margarita
Badgerman
Who would want to brainwash Garina to hurt Gregor?!?!
Eh, it didn't really matter anyway, who cares
gellaho
I guess the exciting conclusion is in the crossover
Badgerman
Hahaha fuck you PapercutZ
gellaho
Which the editor (SPOILER ALERT) is very excited about
gellaho
SPOILER ALERT!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Papercutz, because reading is sometimes painful.
Badgerman
God, it's like I'm a decade younger and skimming the cringy as shit authors notes at the end of a fanfic chapter again
gellaho
And it ends with a preview of the Smurfs. Have you heard the word smurf? It's all you need for comedy!
Badgerman
WE MARCH FOR MACRAGGEwait wrong smurfs
gellaho
I can't believe there's so much of this.
Badgerman
The garbage sluice is always open
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"Publishing this crap is so cheap! And god its easy, we just threaten that Sho kid with the whip and he turns out another 40 pages! AND THANKS US!"
gellaho
So concludes this interim edition of the Book Cage.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Thanks @gellaho! Mid week book cage!
Badgerman
Many thanks, Gellaho!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Holiday convenience!
Badgerman
Have a holly jolly Book Cage, it's the best time of the week šŸŽ¶
gellaho
The 30th will be the 2nd Anniversary of The Book Cage. We will be reading a Book Cage Classic as decided by a poll on Wednesday
Juho
Thank you @gellaho, I will burn a straw goat in your honour.
BlindMonkey
These are fantastic. The Book Cage itself, not the gnarled words within.
godless juice jakesy
We want Hawke! We want Hawke!
Badgerman
Genuinely one of the highlights of my week, next to all the other things I get thanks to my subscription
1000 Space GDCs
Sorry I missed this one!
General (Mordred) Malaise
I'm sad I don't have the time to participate. I just have to content myself with reading the archives and laughing vicariously.