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Uncomfortably horny Hardy Boys Manga time
106.1: The Hardy Boys: Undercover Brothers #15: Live Free, Die Hardy! Scott Lobdell & Paulo Henrique
#15 The Hardy Boys: Undercover Brothers (Manga)
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The Year of Pain
The NOIR SISTERS are BACK! ...And this time it's THEIR turn to crash the party!
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The writer of that sad song thanked us for being sad
HeyitsTom
ooooo
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Became dennis miller
The Badgers in the Discords
oh no
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met some fat people with indigestion
and now it's over
Brendan
What did Jack EVEN DO?
He just biked around till he wanted to come home! He defeated nothing!
gellaho
Brendan
He defeated...my god.
He defeated US.
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I'll miss all the memorable characters like
Brendan
The Sirota gazes also.
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Jack was there
The cat milf who I don't think got a name
HeyitsTom
no she got a name
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Good for her
HeyitsTom
it was like "hormona" or something
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Good job Mike
HeyitsTom
"sex person"
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Less good job, Mike
Brendan
Live Free, Die Hardy
gellaho
This is already off to a bad start
Brendan
The Larpy Brothers
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Fuck yes
HeyitsTom
I'm getting adventurequest vibes so far
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I'm just going to reuse the same bingo card
gellaho
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Come on Hardys
HeyitsTom
oh it stands for american teens against crime
that's nice
gellaho
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Mouths are hard
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Before I start making jokes how old are the hardy boys in this
roughly
HeyitsTom
joe is 18 and his little brother frank is 18
gellaho
Frank is 18,Joe is 17
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Fuck off Joe you're making this dangerous
HeyitsTom
I was close
gellaho
But it's bold to assume the Brazilian madman who drew this knows that
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Is this the same brazilian madman as the megaman?
gellaho
Somehow, yes
HeyitsTom
incest megaman to be clear?
Brendan
Technically possible. Joe is plainly the one who never got breastfed
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FUCK YES
gellaho
He had an interview in one of the other issues
HeyitsTom
so they have a whole stable of IPs where they just never knew anything about the source material?
Ecto
That would be a step forward
gellaho
Frank plays on his very realistic desk
Brendan
This is a real long walk to The Hardy Brothers were playing video games.
HeyitsTom
genuinely did not think it would cut to a video game screen
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It's a LAPtop you can't put it on a desk, beb
gellaho
While Joe has no idea how to use a phone
Brendan
LARPtop
gellaho
Don't ask me why there's a produce sticker in here, that's how it came
HeyitsTom
someone was having a halthy snack while they read
Brendan
Kids are gonna open this book, see, and they're gonna be like, "Whuhhhh?? There are monsters in this book? I thought it was about two boring clods!" Then we've GOT 'em!
HeyitsTom
and put the sticker with the rest of the garbage
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Because this book is delicious
Brendan
I recognize that code. This book is a real lemon.
gellaho
This is how video games do
Brendan
My brother's ego prohibits his sprite from doing a basic special move.
gellaho
Frank's model is glitching
gellaho
Oh, no
gellaho
Ugh
gellaho
Unacceptable
GDC
This is definitely how world of Warcraft works.
She boobily breasted her opponent's computers.
gellaho
Expressions are hard to draw
GDC
You can't just paste random anime faces into your comic and expect it to work.
gellaho
Her cyber-address
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What a beautiful idiot language
HeyitsTom
you could say we're cyber stalking her
gellaho
Helicopter drawn already crashing
Brendan
Cut off your right digital breast, you cowardess.
GDC
She's a cyber Amazon!
Brendan
...They're already there?
gellaho
Rich dialog
gellaho
Jeeeeesus
GDC
I wish games had mechanics that allowed for this bullshit
Brendan
Who's got money these idiots used their personal computers instead of dumpware with VMs running?
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One idiot was using his personal phone
gellaho
Giving her pimples, very nice
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because this is a multiplatform game the likes of which- oh it's league
Is A.T.A.C. deputized in any way
gellaho
Full half a page for this
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or is this just going to be a citizen's complaint
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You gotta hit that page count somehow
HeyitsTom
either way it's definitely a great acronym to scream aggressively while pounding on a lone young woman's door
gellaho
Computersfor
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This is an abduction
gellaho
Hard disagree, Joe
HeyitsTom
"you wouldn't have heard of us" just straight up admitting they're using fake credentials to imprison this girl
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This child is getting blackbagged right now
hady's theres a horrific crime being comitted right now
gellaho
Don't worry about that, it's over!
HeyitsTom
checking for teen crimes in QWOP now, Hardys?
GDC
Nah, she's getting a job offer from the NSA. She'll make more in a year than the Hardy's will see in their life
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Brendan
Goddammit, Scott Lobdell can sexually harass you for years and still book work with lines like this, and I can't even sell an 8-page story .
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They're dead inside
Brendan
What's the opposite of envy but you land at the same place?
Jealousy?
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They know what happened to that girl
gellaho
So, that was chapter two. Onto chapter three
Brendan
If you've got breath to banter, you're both taking last place.
HeyitsTom
that incentivizes you to take down fewer bad guys
learn game theory, idiot
gellaho
Respect trash, says Joe
Brendan
This is the worst Hardy Book we've ever suffered.
Name anything that even makes this a basic Hardy story.
gellaho
No, those comics from 2018 and 2020 that took themselves incredibly seriously were worse
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This is the best Hardy Book I've ever seen
gellaho
And that book about Franklin W Dixon fucking Carolyn Keene in 1920s France was way worse
HeyitsTom
I'm gonna have to read through the book cage archives someday
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what
gellaho
These grown adults are terrified of these teens
HeyitsTom
ok I guess that moves the story along
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I KNEW ATAC WAS EVIL
I am a master sleuth
gellaho
Trust me, I don't have time to get into that mess https://gellaho.com/book_archives/97-mystery-box
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I'm so happy this exists
gellaho
A great use of space
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"We're killing your dad, boys. He knows what he did."
gellaho
An even better use of space!
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it's to keep it discrete
HeyitsTom
wow this shot really establishes the dread and isolation
Brendan
Fenton is being held in Iowa. This is what it looks like
GDC
Good use of space, bad use of paper.
gellaho
gellaho
Needs more corn
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Oh shit this is going to be And Then There Were None
Mordred Dances with Werewoofs
Interrupting to say I saw a ton of old Tom Swift books in the used section of my local bookstore today. Carry on.
gellaho
This dude somehow managed to get a sunburn on the way here
Brendan
Prison corn only grows three inches high
Brendan
What did we ever do to YOU?
Mordred Dances with Werewoofs
I didn't even take a photo
I did consider it
gellaho
Really went all out on the graphic design
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No graphics at all, I smell a rat
gellaho
Impressive that Fenton was able to say a squiggle
Mordred Dances with Werewoofs
I didn't order a metric ton of sausage either
HeyitsTom
what, is deadpool in there?
gellaho
Chapter Four: Titties and Skin tight clothing in this book for children
gellaho
And, I would like to say, an unacceptable amount of thought went into those crotches
HeyitsTom
oh no it's taki from soul calibur
👽 oeblis goblin Mo
bah, skintight titties is normal media for a kid these days. The crotch-accentuating crotch-plates, I'm not sure.
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Most of the thought
It's the lines leading to them
gellaho
Action Fenton Hardy
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the fact that they're so particularly low-slung
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That's really a problem, because the artist really clearly said "these are panties"
👽 oeblis goblin Mo
damn Fenton, you fly?
HeyitsTom
oh wow yeah those are micro-bikinis
👽 oeblis goblin Mo
right, if they had any veneer of protection they probably would start higher and not explicitly wrap down the taint
gellaho
Action Fenton is Foiled
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FACEKICK
👽 oeblis goblin Mo
damn, dude
that was like a full t-bone intercept
with a toe kick
fuck whatever you're reading, she's a born soccer player
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Either they're awesome or Fenton sucks
Possibly both
gellaho
Meanwhile, Frank Hardy, completely unaware of the situation, decides to hack the security system for no reason
Brendan
Yeah, Fenton, bait that teenage G-string crotch gun kitten.
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TAP TAP TIP TAP TAP TIP TIP TAPPITY TAP
gellaho
Maybe let's tone down the ass in the Hardy Boys book, hmmm?
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Absolutely not
Needs more ass
Looking at you Frank
Do your duty for your country
gellaho
And now the Hardy Boys are Spiderman
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I just want one Hardy Boys where they get shot by a henchman
Joe has to finish it alone because Frank decided to bum rush an m4
gellaho
That's more Joe's, modus operandi
Brendan
OWES YOU A GRAVE
gellaho
But he's immortal, so it works out
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Yeah he's a minor so he can't die
gellaho
Joe's kicks make them blush
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he's got one year of plot armor left
GDC
I want to see the pictures this artist traced for these panels.
gellaho
Brilliant boy detectives
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These boys have horrifying arms
gellaho
Engage firefight stance
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Gunkata
gellaho
Somebody needed to hit Paulo with a newspaper
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Paulo isn't allowed to talk about family
HeyitsTom
hit him with a cold shower
gellaho
Not sure King Nubari is OK
gellaho
In 2008
HeyitsTom
a kingdom without its king is still a dom, ladies
gellaho
REET REET REET REET REEEEE EET
gellaho
Fuck off
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Oh shit we're doing a diehard
that's from die hard everyone
which makes the skintight suit ladies alan rickman
that works
gellaho
Jesus H Christ
HeyitsTom
oh, I wish we were doing shining
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Yeah that's rickman
shaqtoberfest jakesy
Big heads huge tits can't lose
gellaho
No shit
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Chibification
I saw it in a movie WINK
HeyitsTom
talks for 3 pages about how it counts as a christmas movie
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Jack Miller bikes in to explain the reference
gellaho
Jump to pouting position
HeyitsTom
wait wait wait
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High DUNGEON?
HeyitsTom
these girls know the hardy boys and know that this is a party for their father
and don't get who could be foiling their plans?
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You're right they should kill him
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Dudgeon. It's high dudgeon. GOD.
gellaho
Engage GUN LASERS
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This wouldn't have happened if they just killed Fenton
HeyitsTom
wrong you're, and should be led instead of lead
take that comic book
I win
gellaho
Goddammit, it's Chief Collig. Not sheriff
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It's going to be the Family Cop from Die Hard!
HeyitsTom
I still don't get this one
gellaho
My tits and strange belly holes demand answers!
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Getting this on a tshirt
gellaho
Petulant Fenton is adorable
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HeyitsTom
hm, weird but cool I guess
Brendan
Did we establish how much ATAC will pay for Fenton?
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$12
gellaho
Engage magnetic garage door opener
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"We're also doing Die Hard 3, idiots"
gellaho
And electrocute everyone
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"You fools! You've entered Die Hard 4!"
HeyitsTom
our die hard references shall blot out the sun
gellaho
Squiggle
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Who wrote this, Ernest fucking Cline?
Brendan
The cover copy of this book was Live Free, Die Hardy, so it was always getting to 4.
Brendan
Slobdell
gellaho
"I've met your father, he's exactly like me, but with a mustache"
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As with all Die Hards, the villains could easily get away with their plan by simply killing all their hostages
HeyitsTom
more, less, one of those
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Is their father just Fenton with a mustache
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What kind of father makes uniforms for his daughters like that?
gellaho
"My point was that you suck!"
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Yes kill him
HeyitsTom
yes mansplain her own trauma to her
she was wrong to feel her own emotions, fenton
tell her
gellaho
Fenton blows the boys' cover
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Before you check the table kill Fenton
just real quick
gellaho
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Damn it
Brendan
Daddy.
HeyitsTom
hahaha jesus "take my sons just please don't hurt me"
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Way to go Dad
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Purple girl has the most haunting head
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This is a curse
gellaho
Now, I can't be sure, but I think that says Happy Anniversary
HeyitsTom
Annetryday?
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It reflects her inner struggle, but also it lurks in your closet when the lights are off
gellaho
Do you put candles on an anniversary cake?
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Why are there two candles
I mean we know why
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It's a Cake Wreck for sure.
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But why
HeyitsTom
he's... 2 years old?
gellaho
Luckily, one of them pulls a lighter from her boob
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Fuck yes kill him
shoot him in the dick
gellaho
And none of them have appropriate facial expressions, but that's a given at this point
HeyitsTom
I get that this was a plan
shaqtoberfest jakesy
The ol' under boob lighter trick
Brendan
Harpy Aquatr&day!
HeyitsTom
but it's stupid even for this type of plan
gellaho
Whump!
Brendan
Happy Analverysorey!
gellaho
Fuckin stole this from The Hardy Boys Casefiles #80: Dead of Night
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Should've shot him in the dick
gellaho
Recognize those knockout candles anywhere
http://hardyboysthemovie.com/
HeyitsTom
seriously, those are a staple of the franchise?