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"It's hard to deal with the fact that you've got some powerful feelings about someone when you know those feelings have been broadcast to several billion people."


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"It took us barely two weeks to secure the first objective of our gaming round."


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"There's an old Japanese belief to the effect that if you save somebody's life, you become responsible for it."


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"Honor is a word for virgins and tombstones, O'Toole."


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It's winner take the universe when the name of the game is...


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Time Blender - Chapter 29. The End. Or is it? Yes, it is. Featuring: "Bubbling, Large, A.wav" by InspectorJ (https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398808/), "Short Brass Fanfare 2.wav" by _MC5_ (https://freesound.org/people/_MC5_/sounds/524848/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 28. A Gaggle of Hippies Say Nothing.


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Time Blender - Chapter 27. Secret Agent Hippie. Featuring: "cheering and clapping crowd 2" by AlaskaRobotics (https://freesound.org/people/AlaskaRobotics/sounds/221567/), "Applause 3.aif" by lchapman1980 (https://freesound.org/people/lchapman1980/sounds/439894/), "Audience Clapping.wav" by Zeraora (https://freesound.org/people/Zeraora/sounds/429422/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 26: Whale Blubber and Shark Attacks. "Futuristic Alarm" by EminYILDIRIM (https://freesound.org/people/EminYILDIRIM/sounds/614379/), "Auto Cannon 3" by SamsterBirdies (https://freesound.org/people/SamsterBirdies/sounds/581598/), "Rushing Water" by bruce965 (https://freesound.org/people/bruce965/sounds/403321/), "ChimeBar_C#.wav" by acclivity (https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/14365/), "Cartoon Slurp" by Breviceps (https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/573583/), "pump.flac" by ondrosik (https://freesound.org/people/ondrosik/sounds/242488/), "Impact" by original_sound (https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376816/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 25. Fly away from the squid-submersible-airplanes. Featuring: "Metallic Groan" by johnzwick45 (https://freesound.org/people/johnzwick45/sounds/496836/), "Truck Rattle FF657.aif" by martinimeniscus (https://freesound.org/people/martinimeniscus/sounds/199455/), "Deep Rattle 1.wav" by ingudios (https://freesound.org/people/ingudios/sounds/119463/), "Engine" by TiesWijnen (https://freesound.org/people/TiesWijnen/sounds/413311/), "Pop1.wav" by zmb94 (https://freesound.org/people/zmb94/sounds/76936/), "Water Pipe" by NachtmahrTV (https://freesound.org/people/NachtmahrTV/sounds/553257/), "HEAVY_SMASH_002.wav" by JoelAudio (https://freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/135452/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 24: Mutant Shark Attack(?)


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Toime Blaendah - Chahptah Twaenty-Thray. Everything is wrong with this Hawk-headed, Australian, Gangbanger, Ghost Osiris


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Toime Blaendah - Chahptah Twaenty-Two. More Australians, more Dr. Tony Miller making things up wholecloth.


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Time Blender - Chapter 21. Moist Spots in the Cave.


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Bloody Toime Blaendah - Chapter 20. Australian Egyptian Gangbangers. Caution: bad Australian accents within.


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Time Blender - Chapter 19. Dr. Tony Miller jumps to conclusions.


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Time Blender - Chapter 18. An old man tells a story you just heard.


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Time Blender - Chapter 17. The first ingredient in any good Time Blend is a burnt Samurai.


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Time Blender - Chapter 16. WE'RE BLENDIN' NOW BOYS! Includes "Fizzle" by Mike Koenig (https://soundbible.com/1308-Fizzle.html), "Electric Shock Zap" by ? (https://soundbible.com/335-Electric-Shock-Zap.html), "snapping-chain" by CosmicEmbers (https://freesound.org/people/CosmicEmbers/sounds/161650/), "thin metal sliding door open sqeaking heavy" by kernschall (https://freesound.org/people/kernschall/sounds/411108/), "heavy_crate_smash.wav" by Srehpog (https://freesound.org/people/Srehpog/sounds/31625/), "explosion_03.wav" by derplayer (https://freesound.org/people/derplayer/sounds/587183/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 15. Tony Miller relaxes, leaves, and then gets cocky. Includes "Crowd Cheering" by SoundsExciting (https://freesound.org/people/SoundsExciting/sounds/365132/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 14. Dr. Tony Miller invents a religion; gets laid.


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Time Blender - Chapter 13. Miller takes an eternity to build a box.


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Time Blender - Chapter 12: Deadly Gravity. Includes: "sg9.wav" by DiscordantScraps (https://freesound.org/people/DiscordantScraps/sounds/448659/), "Large crowd outdoor screaming and yelling during a meeting in the street of Mexico City" by felix.blume (https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/214147/), "Fight Arena 4" by Syntax Seed (https://freesound.org/people/SyntaxSeed/sounds/497696/), "The end of the world in the Maya's ruins of Palenque (Mexico)" by felix.blume (https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/172310/), "audience ClapYell outoors 01.wav" by klankbeeld (https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/189830/)


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Time Blender - Chapter 11. Things Get Trippy; Time Gets Blended.


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Time Blender - Chapter 10. Dr. Tony Miller is a dumbass.


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Time Blender - Chapter 9. Includes "distant horn.wav" by Leady (https://freesound.org/people/Leady/sounds/12736/) and "GUERREIROS_01.wav" by brenofurtado (https://freesound.org/people/brenofurtado/sounds/467539/).


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Time Blender - Chapter 8


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Time Blender - Chapter 7 aka "Allright, Jay"


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Time Blender - Chapter 6


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Time Blender - Chapter 5


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Time Blender - Chapter 4


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Time Blender - Chapter 3


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Time Blender - Chapter 2


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A Novel by Star Trek's own Michael Dorn (and Hilary Hemingway and Jeffry P. Lindsay): Time Blender - Chapter 1


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Target Steele - Epilogue


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Target Steele - Chapter 9


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Target Steele - Chapter 8


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Target Steele - Chapter 7


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Target Steele - Chapter 6, featuring "Country Road Drive" by Scott Holmes Music: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Scott_Holmes/royalty-free-rock-music/country-road-drive/


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Target Steele - Chapter 5


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Target Steele - Chapter 4


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Target Steele - Chapter 3


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Target Steele - Chapter 2


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Target Steele - Chapter 1


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Target Steele - Prologue


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Renegade Steele - Epilogue


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 9


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 8


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 7


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 6


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 5


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 4


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 3. Note: there is some naughty language in this one.


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 2


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Renegade Steele - Chapter 1


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Renegade Steele - Prologue


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Jagged Steele - Epilogue


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 9


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 8


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 7


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 6


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 5


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 4


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 3


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 2


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Jagged Steele - Chapter 1


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Killer Steele - Epilogue


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Killer Steele - Chapter 10


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Killer Steele - Chapter 9


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Killer Steele - Chapter 8


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Killer Steele - Chapter 7


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Killer Steele - Chapter 6


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Killer Steele - Chapter 5


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Killer Steele - Chapter 4


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Killer Steele - Chapter 3


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Killer Steele - Chapter 2


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Killer Steele - Chapter 1


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Cold Steele - Chapter 11


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Cold Steele - Chapter 10


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