92.1: Together with the Hardy Boys Gerry Convway & Sho Murase

FancyShark

"Made you look"

gellaho

gellaho

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"Also you took a credit card! You bought a fucking MANSION from a magician and thought I wouldnt have a problem?!"

FancyShark

Sure, Sho. It looks completely natural with the artwork

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

That statue sucks so bad it wraps back around to fucking

LyraV

Its so baffling

FancyShark

I want that helmet

gellaho

Layouts are hard

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"Oh I dont have to, I called the police. You broke in to my home, remember?"

FancyShark

Giant fuckoff crow on a helmet

LyraV

Its the bad guy from cave dwellers helmet

FancyShark

YES! That was what I was trying to remember! Thank you!

gellaho

Weird

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"My work, selling aluminum siding to gullible Americans! MUAHAHAHAHAAHHA!"

LyraV

It's probably one of my top three favorites

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"I never forgot my mother, or you........I just never called, wrote, or ever came back."

FancyShark

"Like shooting fish in a barrel, Dong"

gellaho

Oh, poor baby

FancyShark

"...some fucking balls!"

LyraV

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Someone to drag him back to Romania to spy on her boyfriend while he works for college credits.

LyraV

Cheeseburgers?

gellaho

I don't like that you are equating the boyfriend and girlfriend with the brothers

gellaho

Art is hard

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Wh.....why?!

FancyShark

"I didn't have to. It was just fun."

LyraV

Eyebrows is doing some serious finger steeples.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

I mean if its just so you can dump the Hardy Boys into a pit with crocodiles then yeah sure.

LyraV

I think those are eyebrows I'll be honest it's hard to tell what's going on, the person next to the girl from the ring.

gellaho

That is a very specific amount of money

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

is that is USD or Romanian currency tho?

gellaho

Eyebrows are thickening

LyraV

That's more than 10 squares Sho, be real with us you tripping?

Its okay we wont judge you.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Also Switzerland has like.......laws, you still have to demonstrate the money is yours.

FancyShark

Nope. Magical no law land.

gellaho

no

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

They just make exceptions for Nazi gold.

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Just say you're picking it up for your great-great-grandpappy in Germany, they'll keep it hush hush

dammit, scooped

LyraV

The art is so baffling I am actually having trouble reading the words. My brain keeps trying to tell me this is some kind of abstract

gellaho

Die Hard henchman, no!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

If Sho practiced he could turn this into a very unique art style and claim its deliberate.

LyraV

Someone got a thumbprint on the page.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"Wait.......you.....oh Garina. You did the vampire thing on your own, that part isnt something I made up."

gellaho

Some kind of action is being represented here, not sure what kind though

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

is THUNK the sound it makes when your vertebrae condenses

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

When did a Jojo get here?

gellaho

"We're Burger King now"

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

I would like to but cant hold out even a sliver of hope this ends with Nancy and the Boys getting machine gunned in a Romanian dungeon.

gellaho

Also in addition in agreement additionally

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

A most agreeable bunch

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Youd have a lot more impact with that statement if you werent in a cell under armed guard.

FancyShark

They just have to wait for Sho to forget to draw guards again

gellaho

Bird head knight getting a lot of play

LyraV

I have to duck out you all enjoy the rest of this oscure art project, thanks @gellaho

gellaho

Definitely understand this artistic representation

FancyShark

So when I can't solve a level 9 Sudoku puzzle, it's because it's the human heart?

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

So you think someones hiding in that bird head guy or is Sho just really proud of the design?

FancyShark

Take care, @LyraV !

gellaho

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FancyShark

Second one, no question

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Chekhovs bird head guy.

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

RIP Statueman

2023-2023

"Bird the fuck up, homeslice"

gellaho

Eat a dick

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

GIF

gellaho

Put the action in the background, sure

gellaho

Jesus H. Christ

FancyShark

AAAGGGGHHHH!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

The face of someone tipping into madness.

gellaho

"His boner might distract him"

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

NEEEED

FancyShark

Ned is immediately shot 56 times

gellaho

Chicken butt

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Ned "Boaner Frenzy".......I forgot his last name.

FancyShark

Nickerson

From the Scandinavian "Son of Nicker"

gellaho

WE ALL ARE

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Oh good, I knew it was alliterative but ADHD just kept yelling "NED! NED! NED!"

gellaho

WE ALL ARE

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

And then the "Stupid Sexy Flanders" gif.

gellaho

Please forget everything we said about the lax laws earlier, thank you

FancyShark

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Yeah everyone thinks the Romanian government is too dysfunctional to stop crime until they get put in prison.

gellaho

"Fuck off, Nancy"

gellaho

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Yeah Nancy, on behalf of those of us with unforgiveably shitty brothers, fuck you.

Talk to these nuts, Nancy.

gellaho

Sho is diametrically opposed to putting the action in the foreground

gellaho

"Hey, Mr. Drew? Am I Ned or George?"

gellaho

"I still can't tell, Mr. Drew"

FancyShark

Internship was a bit of a failure since you can't exactly use them as a reference

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Ned and George should hook up.

They can wear matching sweaters.

Ned seems like the kind of dork who'd like that.

gellaho

George's scoliosis is acting up

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

I can't get over how little Sho tried this issue

FancyShark

"We destroyed the airplane toilet together"

gellaho

Uh oh

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Nancy, he thought you were fucking a vampire. YOU thought he was a vampire. You're both way beyond "communication issue"

FancyShark

oh nonononono

That is a bad road, girl

gellaho

Bess looking to get carbombed

FancyShark

That way leads to car bombs

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

They'll have to reclaim the current Callie as well.

FancyShark

To be fair, Bess and Joe's baby would be Flash Gordon

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Yeah that would be pretty cool.

gellaho

The End

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

George is way too good for Frank tho.

FancyShark

oh yeah. No question

gellaho

Jim Salicrap

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

And I think she'd find his collection of human faces offputting.

Jim. You did a bad job.

I dont know any other way to say that.

FancyShark

Direct is best

gellaho

Lol

FancyShark

How MYSTERIOUS

gellaho

Be sure to buy all 2

FancyShark

hahahahahahahaha

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Comics.......legend?

FancyShark

Wait

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Someone who knows comics needs to tell me, is Gerry Conway someone?

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Salisbury Crap trying real hard to sell this dreck

FancyShark

Gerry Conway wrote the first appearance of The Punisher?

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Fuck

At least the check cleared for this, I think

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Really? The fuck?

FancyShark

He created The Punisher!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Hahahah seriously?!

FancyShark

He wrote the story of Gwen Stacy's death!

gellaho

Ideas are hard

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Oh that's a hard no.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

"Backpack Fairy" sounds like a slur or a sex thing.

FancyShark

He helped create Power Girl, Killer Croc, Firestorm and Jason Todd!

gellaho

All this stuff seems obnoxious as hell

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Hahahahah and the story of a dipshit Nancy Drew who thinks vampires are real while being explained that no, they arent.

gellaho

Nope

FancyShark

bleagh

gellaho

No thank you, Papercutz

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Lmao imagine look at 2011 manga and seeing its the Next Big Thing and then trying to ape it, and making THIS.

And having a legitimate comics legend do it.

gellaho

So concludes the 92nd Edition of The Book Cage\

FancyShark

What a ride

gellaho

May all your thoughts be filtered through coffee grounds

FancyShark

Thank you, @gellaho !

Great riffing, everyone!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Like making Michelangelo draw your pornographic stick figure webcomic.

GDC

Thanks, everyone. I had to tap out as this art on a phone was actually making me physically ill. I appreciate you powering through it.