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Gambler has turned off the planet's force field
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#2 Photon
Gambler has turned off the planet's force field
The force field is controlled by a cartoonishly large lever?
You know what this kids laser tag franchise needs? Some holocaust references
yeah, one of those big old frankensteins switches
This doesn't have the cartoonish whiplash of the Holocaust/children's story of the last book
But it's so fucking weird
The darkness grows
If I knew what that meant I'd be scared probably
Pirarr has a pirate voice, despite not being from Earth and never seeing Treasure Island.
He's literally a pirate
He was the one in charge of recruiting Hitler
The tone is a weird mix of dark and insanely silly, like animorphs
I'll take that over more of Gambler's rhymes.
It’s the perfect book in the age of the Hungry Hungry Pelotons
These Arrian ships seem remarkably shitty
I never get rhyming characters in fiction, it's harder to write and while also making them deeply insufferable
Its a lot of effort for no good reason, much like all of creeds discography
So I guess he meant to say "projecton" earlier
That sucks
Wait they have the same weakness as those dudes from power rangers?
It's literally laser tag
Ok. I think it's back
More fun for the kids
And I guess Warriarr is on the cover
Okay, I wasn't the only one.
I was going to be so pissed, I'm almost done
Is everyone else back?
yeah, it's back for me
Warriarr sucks
Why is he on the cover
They should've had the Phoenix instead
If you can endlessly torture these guys, why would you keep respawning them back at base?
See how much fight is in them after they've spent a week getting their nuts photon-lasered.
How could they possibly hit an exposed area
Dammit! If only there was some opening in his armor!
that is the expression of a man who just failed to land an axe kick.
These books should really be about Lord Baethan
At Warriar Technical Univarrsity, you'll learn critical skills for today's hot job market, like soldarring, carr reparr, and pick-up arrtist skills in case you meet a princess with a perv daddy.
Baethan rules.
GAMBLARR, CLASS of '82: "Definitely glad I enrolled here I am, lad, I destroyed a planetary shield and used a girl to piss off her dad."
Thanks.
I doubt there's enough glory to make your first book worth seeing, Peters. And yes, I know you meant the title.
Prisms
Son of a bitch
i need a drink after that last simile.
Yeah discord shit the bed for a sec
Ugh is Peters worse than Milan with these jokes
Goddammit again Bhodi
Bhodi Li: Snitch
Time for armed combat
In the area? Just, the general location?
I think that was supposed to be arena
He got some great editors on this
Probably, but Peters squandered benefit of the doubt long ago.
I love this excuse. "It was too noisy, so I shut down your planetary shields"
Goodbye, Gambler
"Emperor, should we try your daughter for war crimes and high treason?" "No. She is grounded."
What happened to the ten-year-old wearing a 40-lb computer backpack, did he also elude the four-armed murder-monsters?
he's around
He didn't do much in this one
Trial by combat for the fate of the universe.
BUT WHAT OF MOM!?!?
Why'd Gambler get his mind wiped? Why did he have to leave?
To be continued in THE SEARCH FOR MOM
And why did a guy whose wife let him put 12 babies into her think he had any chance of controlling the oldest?
He turned off the planetary forcefield to try and impress a girl
She was DOOMED to rebel against his Shakespearen fathering skills.
Which allowed theArrians to attack
He'd have to first acknowledge she could act on her own.
Now we wait until next time, so we can find mommy
That was fun. Thanks @gellaho
Reveal: MOM is the princesses' mother
Always a pleasure, @gellaho -- you're our favorite librarian.
It's been a real good three weeks
I'm still trying to process the weird 12 princess dance
That was messed up.
Rotoscope: Womanhood
THAT was the word. Thank you!
Kept thinking, what the hell was the image series to progress like the steps of evolution? Not "mobius strip"
I've got a Muybridge in front of me, so I cheated.
Eh, win's a win when finding the right word.
Photon: High Stakes has been defeated
And The Book Cage rests for another week