73.5: 1 Crawling With Zombies Gerry Conway & Paulo Henrique

#1 The Hardy Boys: The New Case Files

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gellaho

Well, my pupils are still the size of dimes, so we shall pivot for The Book Cage. A return to The Hardy Boys: The New Casefiles: Undercover Brothers with Issue #1 Crawling With Zombies.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Sorry your eyes are dilated tho.

gellaho

Instead of a preview, you shall reckon with the fact that there was a second Hardy Boys Manga being published at the same time

gellaho

Kids love the exposed muscles on Frank

gellaho

And the exposed brain

FancyShark

Do you really need to go undercover when dealing with zombies?

Juho

Yes. They're gonna eat you.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

I mean it worked in Shaun of the Dead.

LyraV

I'd like to think even my zombie corpse would zone in on the Hardy Boys for destruction.

gellaho

Still amazed by how bad this logo is

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Zombies can smell a Hardy ffrom over a kilometer away.

gellaho

Put two stars in between American and Crime, sure

FancyShark

They couldn't even center the text

gellaho
FancyShark

LENS FLARE

gellaho

You don't say

FancyShark

What a completely natural way to talk to someone

gellaho
FancyShark

"Man, that was nuts, huh?"

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Huh that sounds like a cool story."

"Oh no of course its not going to happen on the page, what do you take us for? Writers?"

LyraV

All Tarantulas Annihilate Canada ⭐⭐

gellaho

No clue

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFeDzVwGbZg

Their theme song.

FancyShark

I, too, like to give the complete backstory on someone attacking me before acknowledging them

Never listen to me play a video game

gellaho

What is happening here

FancyShark

The mountain, she bleeds with the blood of the earth

LyraV

Is someone shooting a laser?

FancyShark

That's some serious air for such a shallow hill

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Its like someone tried to draw a comic visual effect but only had it described to them and the printer fucked it up further.

gellaho

The Silicon Valley has one security system

gellaho

And those stadium lights have scoliosis

FancyShark

In media res works better if you don't have the characters discussing the leadup like bad improv

gellaho

Joe is such a catty bitch

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Joe is bitching an awful lot for a man in a sweet dirtbike chase\gunfight.

FancyShark

That's right, 90's and 2000's teens. Joe went there.

gellaho

Frank's eyebrow appears to be escaping his helmet

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Hahahaha he's in VR and equipped a helmet not meant for his character.

FancyShark

It looks like he's about to drink from a sippy cup

LyraV

Yelling at the top of his lungs.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

The gunmen chasing them on dirtbikes can totally hear them but are pretending they cant to be polite.

gellaho

Two full spreads already

FancyShark

SKUUUUUSSSHHH

gellaho

In case you can't read the whole thing, that's SKUUUSSSSHHH(?)SKUUUSSSSHHHH

FancyShark

That's the sound their pelvises just made

hahahaha, the idiot criminals didn't have eye protection

gellaho

Still not sure what's happening here

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

My best friends brother once peeled the skin off his hand bones in a dirtbike accident, and I would love for this manga to have that happen to Frank or Joe.

FancyShark

Go to the dirt bike rally on Hardy Days and you might catch a bullet to take home!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Just for six months they have their fingers sewn together as the skin grafts take.

gellaho

Bipolar Joe goes from horny to angry

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Reaching for things with their new fleshy flipper hand.

gellaho

Younger Hardy Boy Brother

FancyShark

This dude is having the greatest moment of his life

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

I mean he did just witness a sick dirtbike chase\gunfight.

1000 Space GDCs

does that girl's shirt have a boob window

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Of course it does. Manga.

gellaho

Those radical moves aren't part of some kind of boy detectiving, are they?

1000 Space GDCs

Is ATAC some kind of underground vigilante thing? Do the cops not know about it?

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Officer Sean Doesntreadthenews.

Of the Dublin Doesntreadthenewses.

gellaho

Oh, I forgot how fucked up they drew Fenton

Proxy Caught On Camera

"Can you see anything up my nose, officer?"

FancyShark

Just endless darkness in Frank's mouth

oh right, Fenton's got a thruple going

1000 Space GDCs
1000 Space GDCs
gellaho

Jesus Christ, someone make an emergency call to the art school

FancyShark

They didn't even manga right!

gellaho

Not to be crude, but this tit situation is critical

FancyShark

She has no ribs. Only titty

gellaho
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Man Aunt Trudy's tits are some of the weirdest I've seen in a manga, like the artist didnt understand titty art fundamentals like perspective.

FancyShark

That's hard to do in manga!

gellaho

Two pages ago

1000 Space GDCs

Seems like a foundational manga thing

LyraV

Agreed!

gellaho

The artist has one look idea

FancyShark

A look that says "One of us has to give up a limb so we can eat"

Ramb$ne Gracie

Please tell me a computer explodes

:brunchghost:

gellaho

Good lord

gellaho

Why does mom have a middle schooler's hair clip

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Because her and her sister both look like college girls trying to seem younger.

LyraV

Has anyone pointed out the Z Box? I hate it

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

They have a joint Trapper Keeper full of Lisa Frank stickers.

gellaho

Art

FancyShark

The aunt's standing profile but her ass is trying to see what's going on

1000 Space GDCs

The artist was on a deadline and had to trace a lot of stuff from their How To Draw Manga book.

gellaho

This seems highly inefficient

gellaho

But at least I know that's hdmi, very helpful

1000 Space GDCs

ATAC is into some real mission impossible shit i guess

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

What a fucking hassle making fucking Nintendo cartridges for these two dinguses to get orders.

Like the manufacturing alone.

gellaho

A bird seems to have shit in Frank's hair

FancyShark

Making a lot of assumptions about how your employer acts

gellaho

Hello, teens, have you heard of these "Flashed Mobs"

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

just got here and why do the hardy boys look like anime charlie kirk?

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

The Xbox had an internet connection, you could download patches and shit, you do not need to manufacture and burn discs to send orders to your teen vigilantes.

gellaho

This zombie forgot his line

1000 Space GDCs

"Hardys, as you know, teen socialize in public"

FancyShark

Is it harmless fun? I could see a lot of teens getting murdered over that

gellaho

Yeah, I'm sure she's fine

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Method acting, probably.

FancyShark

She needed to be compelled, because teens in flash mobs are known for their adherence to traffic safety

LyraV

This truck driving through the concept of time.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Or Cambodian devil shrooms.

Teens love method acting and shrooms.

gellaho

Frank is de-aging

FancyShark

Frank's face distorts like a water bed

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"online social net" fuck you.

Just say IRC and forums, you dorks.

gellaho

And Joe's hair is growing at an alarming rate

gellaho

Gotta wonder what the two controllers are for

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

...are they getting instructions on their fucking xbox?

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

yes.

FancyShark

Who the fuck is Belinda? Is she a Cassie?

1000 Space GDCs

His neckline is also plunging dramatically

"This xbox will self destruct in 5 seconds"

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I also always refer to my s/o by their full name in case I'm spontaneously used for exposition in a children's mystery book

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Is ATAC gonna have these nerds investigate rainbow parties too?

gellaho

Chet apparently lives an hour away

FancyShark

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to look into this so-called 'race music'"

CHET!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

I am now imagining Joe and Frank trying to angle an invitation to a teen blowjob party and its funny as shit.

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

is...he wearing a leather jacket over a hoodie?

gellaho
1000 Space GDCs

Cassie hopes she can hold her breath long enough to get out of Chet's bedroom.

FancyShark

There is no way he only got "about 100" results for searching "zombie" on the internet

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

It was the style at the time.

FancyShark

ahhh, all is right now. Thank you

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

the style at the time was boiling to death in your own juices, apparently

gellaho

Line?

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I guess that's why it's called "drip"

Agent of Fortune

I know the ATAC logo is supposed to be a sheriff's star but it looks like A star of David

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

oh god he's having a stroke

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Bro, do you smell toast?"

gellaho

Belinda, that page hasn't finished loading

Agent of Fortune

"Social networking" is not something Joe and Frank have heard of?

FancyShark

I feel assaulted by that dialogue

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Tee hee, I have like six thousand followers on my Insta, where I do ASMR."

Agent of Fortune

Tweester

1000 Space GDCs

This small town has a whole row of museums?

gellaho

When "Got Your Nose" goes wrong

LyraV

What expression were those eyebrows meant to denote?

FancyShark

According to a hashtag, the crawl is scheduled for tonight

Agent of Fortune

This is Marvel Mangaverse level art

FancyShark

:FuckApe:

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

this is the author's elaborate suicide note isn't it

gellaho

Nice tits, Chet

FancyShark

Ah, good. They're in hell

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Shit, VOLCANO!

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I hate this art so much

Agent of Fortune

Wait

gellaho

Might as well happen in every one of these

Agent of Fortune

They got Gerry Conway to write this?

FancyShark

They get that this art is supposed to convey extreme emotions, but they're not getting that the emotions being written are bland

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I don't remember the hardy boys being this abrasive towards each other in previous incarnations

1000 Space GDCs

Their nose and jawline makes them look like muppets

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

This is manga so it has to be edgier.

Agent of Fortune

They were like, let's get someone who was born in the fifties to write this book For the Kids?

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I think it's more like "I've watched one episode of Inuyasha, I know how to write manga style"

gellaho

#zombie-crawl hash-tag message

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Belinda be hornyyyyy

Agent of Fortune

Gerry Conway is the guy that killed Gwen Stacy

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

the artist cannot decide how belinda's hair is tied can they

gellaho

A rectangle

FancyShark

Really getting the most out of the medium

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

All Belinda wants him to find is her g-spot, but thats the one thing a Hardy boy can't find.

FancyShark

And this is manga. The g-spot is, like, everywhere

gellaho

Thanks for telling me it's dusk when they're outside

1000 Space GDCs

"sigh That's my bellybutton again, Joe."

Agent of Fortune

OH SHIT

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Frank and Joe spend an afternoon asking people where they can find this mysterious "little man in a canoe" down by the riverside.

FancyShark

HOLY SHIT

Agent of Fortune

THE UNIFIED THEORY OF HOT DOG

gellaho

Chet is part gorilla

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

the hotdogverse is real!

1000 Space GDCs

This lady has horse legs

FancyShark

Was he the original artist?!

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

that mask is almost certainly a reference to something but fuck if I know what it is

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Horse Legged Zombie Woman is my ska rythmic metal band.

Ozzie

If I was going to be a generous person, I'd guess Cryptkeeper.

gellaho

Just incomprehensible

gellaho

OH.

Ozzie

Chet knows this from Addams Family reruns

FancyShark

And from how much goth puss he's crushed

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

the letter just could not be arsed, could they

Agent of Fortune

He did the cover!

FancyShark

He got better! Good for him!

gellaho

Meanwhile: chemicals

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

"TWEESTER"?!

FancyShark

I can't read "Tweester" without hearing it said in Ren Hoek's voice

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

STIMPY! YOU EEEEEDIOT!

gellaho

Arms out is the most efficient running posture

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

"The kids like Naruto right?"

gellaho

Every high school has the steam engine room

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Whats fucked up to me is they used Twitter already earlier, but someone must have said "No, once is risky enough. Change it to Tweester."

FancyShark

Mousey girl can move

gellaho

Meanwhile, Joe and Chet get dosed

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Ah the classic high school boiler room. Where you have an equal chance to make out or get murdered by a pedophile.

1000 Space GDCs

I could move pretty quick too if joe hardy burst into my home and started chasing me

FancyShark

okay, good point

That activates the adrenaline fierce

gellaho

Threats on tippy toes

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

I can't shake how the hardy boys look like kid ryu and ken in this style

gellaho

This school is falling apart

FancyShark

She must have expressed opinions about video games. I can't otherwise explain why geeks would be cruel to someone that looks like her

gellaho

Really falling apart

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Yeah I mean I get it, mousey girl, but like......No, yeah. On your side here, miss.

gellaho

Hey there, gun

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Just next time use a molotov and not mind altering chemicals.

FancyShark

Way more detail on the gun than anything else

gellaho

PTOW

FancyShark

From the desk of George Ptow

1000 Space GDCs

Next time just sell your drug to a pharmaceutical company. It's way easier to get revenge on jocks when you're rich.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Um.........mousey girl..........you invented a DRUG?!

If you arent popular its your own fault.

gellaho

She died as she lived. Whining

FancyShark

Frank: Not a doctor

gellaho

Brilliant idea Frank, just get right in there

FancyShark

Jesus, Frank. Why don't you roll around in it for good measure?

gellaho

And rub your hands with, uh

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"slurpslurpslurp. This taste.........where do I remember it from?"

gellaho
FancyShark

Hey! It IS a sex thing!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

I mean Taylor should just have made sex meth and people would be cheering for her now.

gellaho

No hands!

1000 Space GDCs

I'm glad they don't go too far into the implications of a drug that removes willpower that can be absorbed by the skin

Brendan

I'm not really here. My book party is me, packing my books.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Instead shes died a creamy death in a school boiler room.

Brendan

But pretend I am and tell me what's up.

GAH it's a comic

1000 Space GDCs

Not just a comic, a manga!

gellaho

He's immortal, Frank

Agent of Fortune

Your favorite thing!

FancyShark

Gellaho's eyes are hollowed out right now, so we're reading Hardy Boys manga

We're reading about them investigating a flash mob that pretends to be zombies. An unpopular nerd girl was just killed for making a brain chemical gas

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

brain chemical gas CREAM

gellaho

NUNHH

NUNUUHU

UUUHHHH

UHHHN

UH

HUH

HNH

UUH

UUH

NNUH

UN

UUNNUHHH

NNNUUUHH

UNNHH

UNNNN

UNNHU

Brendan

Ah well then, we await the return of The Master.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

This is the worst way to rob a museum.

FancyShark

They're surrounded by people who didn't have anything prepared

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

And robbing museums is a bad idea anyway unless you are repatriating stolen artifacts.

gellaho

NGRGAAABBYHH

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Shit, Joe and Chet are having full on trips, how was mousey girl not popular as balls?!

gellaho

Someth fun for the kids

FancyShark

Fucking sweet

gellaho

It seems really pleasant with all the screaming and death

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Fear and Loathing in Bayport.

FancyShark

Again, 400% more detail on the gun than anything else

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

I mean if she can make some face cream that makes you see demons she can make E.

gellaho

Not sure why they're listening to these guys

alfredo disco jakesy (69)

Oh shit Hardy boys comics

FancyShark

I just realized that the artist has been drawing everything as normal American comic style except the faces

gellaho

Joe somehow teleports from the front of that crowd to the back

gellaho

It's the Brazilian way

LyraV

This three foot deep puddle.

Ozzie

The way this artist drew Joe's back, I thought it was his ass falling out.

I've got hunkbrain after today I guess.

gellaho

Shook all the features off this guy

FancyShark

The after-hunks take a while to wear off

Ozzie

Have you seen any panels that say Rardy Boys yet?

FancyShark

She is PISSED at his neck

gellaho

Good thing it never rains in Bayport