73.5: 1 Crawling With Zombies Gerry Conway & Paulo Henrique

gellaho

Otherwise this plan would be stupid

1000 Space GDCs

Group Rinse sounds like it has a terrifying urban dictionary entry

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

This isnt the first time Chet has woken from a fugue state drenched.

FancyShark

And surrounded by people in weird outfits

gellaho

Joe has entered attack mode. Which breaks all his bones

LyraV

I'd believe that.

FancyShark

Curb-stomp to the base of the skull is at least closer to manga

1000 Space GDCs

That person Joe kicked will be breathing through a tube for the rest of their life

gellaho

This bus defies physics

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Wait is that bust supposed to be made of gold?

FancyShark

Or chocolate in gold foil

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Cos I think it would have shattered Belindas wrists.

gellaho

Paulo, I'd appreciate it if you could not draw faces like this for the children

Last Chance to Beat the Javo

FancyShark

Not since Nala in The Lion King has a cartoon so clearly communicated "fuck me" eyes

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Belinda is thirsty af.

gellaho

Fenton's about to beat some ass

FancyShark

Fenton "The Name's Ash" Hardy

Agent of Fortune

New emoji!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

gellaho

They activated the light show in Fenton's study

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

This is the face of a man who's loosening his belt listening to his sons gibberish.

1000 Space GDCs

Why is his face drawn in such a different style from his sons?

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

edm intensifies.

gellaho

Looks like Maddie C made it all the way to the editor's note

LyraV

A question I'm sure he asked himself often while staring at the annoyingly inquisitive mailman.

gellaho

Joe's hair is strange and unknowable

FancyShark

Every anime character eventually reaches the Cloud Strife singularity

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Oh I do not like the phrasing of "brothers and partners"

gellaho

They've entered the faceless realm

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Aaaagh! REALITY! FOLDING! FACE..........DISAPPEARING!"

alfredo disco jakesy (69)

Assless realm too apparently

FancyShark

She's at half-donk, out of respect for the nerd girl

gellaho

The End

gellaho

And now some notes from the editor

Looks like they got the perfect guy

FancyShark

There was no editor

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

NO. You dont "break up" with your brother, you just stop talking to him until one of your parents dies and get in a fistfight at the funeral.

gellaho

Except they didn't kill Joe's girlfriend in this one, so

FancyShark

cowards

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

To be fair, he was explicit. Belinda isnt his girlfriend.

She just wishes she was.

Like maybe more than is really plausible.

Chet is right there.

FancyShark

Chet would ruin her for other men

gellaho

Jesus, this Nancy Drew preview looks awful

FancyShark

hahaha, I forgot about the horrible Nancy Drew previews

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Hahahaha this asshole looks like someone being sarcastic about furries.

LyraV

the fuck is going there?!

gellaho

1000 Space GDCs

It looks like someone had their photoshop layers in the wrong order

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

The popcorn better be a diegetic way to hide a dick.

Or theres no excuse for this.

FancyShark

It looks like the art you try to ignore at a struggling cafe

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

It looks like art made to make fun of millenials by someone who doesnt really understand art or millenials well enough to make fun.

gellaho

You know that other Manga series? I found a collection of those for like $1 for the next occasion

I would describe it as unacceptably horny

FancyShark

I can't wait

gellaho

But that's for the future

Ferroday, Sororitas Ridiculous

frank's hair looks like he's taking a really long time to turn super saiyan

unless that's joe

the blond one

FancyShark

That's Joe, but you're right

1000 Space GDCs

Frank's gone full tuxedo mask on that cover

Agent of Fortune

That's a GREAT title

Oh hey

Scott Lobdell

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

The guy standing behind Frank looks like a personal trainer wearing a cape.

Wearing a crop top and low rise pants.

FancyShark

I think that's a lady

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Might be?

It's manga so its hard to tell sometimes when it comes to shadowy figures.

Could be M. Bison in his summer outfit.

FancyShark

True

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

For the beach arc.

FancyShark

@gellaho , how you feeling? We calling it here?

gellaho

Oh, yeah we're done. This concludes this abbreviated edition of the Book Cage

Agent of Fortune

I'm frankly shocked anyone involved with Brazilian Mega Man got respectable work

FancyShark

Thank you again, gellaho!

Great riffing, everybody!

gellaho

Sleep well

FancyShark

GAAAHH

LyraV

NIghtmares!

Ozzie

Just traced straight from the cover of How to Draw Manga

gellaho

Ah, I found what I was looking for

FancyShark

That barracuda has nice boobs

gellaho

Illustrative of unacceptably horny

Agent of Fortune

How to Draw Manga The Brazilian Way

Last Chance to Beat the Javo

FancyShark

:fentonmanga: :frankmanga:

Have a great night, everyone!

1000 Space GDCs

Good riffing, everyone.

gellaho

I should also note that, with that, I think we've read every (or both) of The Hardy Boys: The New Casefiles: Undercover Brothers, outside of the single crossover with Nancy Drew