FancyShark
@LyraV , I think this is the abstraction you mentioned
#1 Henny Penny Farmette Mysteries
@LyraV , I think this is the abstraction you mentioned
hot? I guess?
Wait, was every recipe a sex scene?!
I'm not Not into it
300 is pretty low for an oven baking temperature
In the first paragraph of the recipe there's stir, beat, and cream
OH GOD. What does that mean about the dog biscuits?!
So this theory holds water
Then there's the Acknowledgements, where Meera claims to have done some research
Wait was that the end?
Imagine if movies did that, like during the sex scenes just spliced in five minutes of Great British Bake Off.
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Wait
And claims to have based Abby on a real person, which I would sue to get removed
That would be the best way to edit them for TV
Meera googled "beekeeping" and watched like four episodes of SVU to prepare for this.
I'll summarize the acknowledgment
https://open.spotify.com/track/1weVfOVVCNUadzABZeXg7j?si=-uE0swS0Qn6lUKkZgjFbJQ
And thanks her husband, who I'm sure loved this fantasy about fucking a French guy
I mean maybe he's open minded.
Ha alright well sure yeah. Honey Cake recipe and I'm out the end.
Maybe he's the one who wants to fuck a French guy
I'll skip this preview, except for the recipe at the end
NOooooooo
hahahahahaha, the preview has a recipe
Not more bee sleep books
Maybe Meera's husbands thing is to be cucked by a fussy French gentleman.
So she did the stupid thing and made the murderer some guy we never saw
GIF
This is the most pointless bullshit I've ever seen
ew
it doesn't sound very good at all
Why would I want my sugar to smell like roses, Meera?
Why?
Itd just stank sugar?
Wait let me get this straight
If you like rose flavored stuff
like licking those weird dried scent things people keep in bowls
FLORAL FLAVORS NEED TO BE MILD, MEERA
You put the petalsβ¦.in the sugar
OTHERWISE YOU'RE EATING SOAP
You're going to have to slow down and walk me through that again
Like.....okay but I dont think you needed directions for this.
Btw you can do this with almost anything and sugar. I've done it with lavender, citrus peels, etc
Oh thank fuck shes old as shit.
ITS REAL
FUCK YOU
HENNY PENNY IS REAL
Yeagh
FUUUUUUUCKKKKK
She wrote fanfiction about her house
YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Wait actually this is a good thing
We have defeated A Beeline to Murder
WE DID IT!
Keeps her off Facebook and out of the True Crime podcasts.
WE'RE ALIVE!
Have her listen to the Megan Wants a Murderer episodes of Dogg Zzone
I want some honey walnut chicken.
So concludes episode 101 of The Book Cage
No if the Henny Penny farm exists that means we can find it
Thank you, @gellaho !
Great riffing, everybody!
And destroy it
Its so much harder when they are boring.
At least it was terrible, so we had rage to fuel us
Clue for next week
It will be an insane ass book written by a black actor in a sci-fi series name beginning with Star
Billy Dee Williams' Tech War?!
I didn't know John Boyega wrote a book
Tune in next time
Hell yeah, Billy Dee.
Mister son of a bitch
https://hennypennyfarmette.com/
Aw hell yeah
Her blog manages to remind me of Geocities without being on Geocitites.
It can't be too much more advanced than that