Ferroday, The Mother Harlot
knowing what I know of peter david, that might have been his precise line of thinking
17: In Search of MOM David Peters
#3 Photon
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A Photon Adventure Novel #3. The All-new Intergalactic Action Series! It's not just a game. It's an adventure...
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hype slug jakesy
Peter David can suck two out of three of my cock and balls
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gellaho
Fuck you too, Peter David
hype slug jakesy
Hahahaha
Dr Shark
Fuck this. And fuck Hitler too. I'm changing my name back
GDC
Fuck you. Nothing happened and nothing mattered. The End.
gellaho
How dare you sign this
hype slug jakesy
Good to have you back, FancyHitler
gellaho
God, that was exhausting
Dr Shark
Good to be back
Hey!
hype slug jakesy
Wait wrong name
Haha
Dr Shark
Eh, close enough
gellaho
That was only 155 pages long
Fuck
Dr Shark
It's dead now. We can take comfort in that
GDC
In conclusion, laser tag is a land of contrasts.
Dr Shark
Between good and evil?
gellaho
Well, I defeated Photon: In Search of Mom, I guess
gellaho
I have no idea what this cover is supposed to be depicting
Dr Shark
Thanks again @gellaho
GDC
Nice of Ron Jeremy to cameo on it, though.
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WHAT.
GDC
Between two races that were not able to get along.
Dr Shark
Right. Galactus
JCantrell
That's really the basis of all war isn't it?
gellaho
It was a lot, right?
gellaho
It was some sort of Cold War metaphor, I'm thinking
JCantrell
"I've got to write these shitty books to sell laser tag, I know, kids love E E Smith, I'll just rip him off"
gellaho
Although it's hard for my brain to actually process much right now
gellaho
Your story progression can't be (1) Hitler, (2) Some stupid minor political intrigue, (3) Universal warfare between two cosmic entities that created the universe
JCantrell
I can't get over how much this story borrows from lensman, the obscure pulp sci Fi space opera from the 30s that only I care about in the 2020. Like, there's some minor differences but it's enough alike that it can't be a coincidence
Hes a comic writer he could be ripping off green lantern ripping off lensman
gellaho
This next one sounds annoying too
JCantrell
Actually I bet @Old Man Brendan knows about lensman.
JCantrell
Ripping off an at that point like 50 year old series didn't work out, do know he's cribbing from an old radio show
gellaho
I hate amnesia, especially "oh no, nobody remembers me shit"
JCantrell
Wait no he's going for it's a wonderful life
gellaho
Yeah
gellaho
It's just pointless, everyone is going to remember. So why go through it
Dr Shark
Still, at least no one rhymed in this book
JCantrell
I mean, this whole series is pointless
Its a laser tag sci fi epic
GDC
I think this is a form of alliterative verse popular with anglo-saxon poets.
gellaho
So it's hundreds of years old?
gellaho
I disagree, there's almost no laser tag
JCantrell
Well yeah, that's because the writer is bad at his one job
GDC
They literally said this is the last starfighter but with laser tag.
That was dialog in the book.
gellaho
He did write a book about a psychic warrior who was instead a quaker pacifist. So maybe this is his thing
hype slug jakesy
The ending was one step away from just being “it was all a dream”
Dr Shark
Think that'll be how the next one ends?
hype slug jakesy
Knowing Peters’ affinity for references, I would expect the response from percival to be “I used to read Word Up Magazine”
gellaho
"Tivia had brought on the heartbreak, just like Def Leppard sang about."
Silver Cyborg Greg (a wizard)
So that was pretty dumb and bad but I think Photon deserves another shot
Best 2 out of 3?
gellaho
I mean, I've read three
gellaho
But I also spent way too much money on these signed copies
gellaho
So they will be read
Silver Cyborg Greg (a wizard)
Best 4 out of 7?