37: Psi-Man: Deathscape David Peters

Toastygod

“Orgy of hysteria” new band name

gellaho

Make sure the first guy with a kill is an unintroduced guy

FancyShark

Winkowski, speaker of the classic line "Let's get the fuck out of here"

gellaho

The man with the magic eyes

FancyShark

Skill of the Hawk's Eye

Toastygod

Didn’t they break all the guns except the hair traumatized lady’s ancient 20-year-old gun?

FancyShark

Wrong exorcised, Pete

gellaho

Weird stuff Peter

FancyShark

This doesn't seem like the type of story to drive home the weight of human life

McGinley

If Buzz weren't dead I'd think he was making Winkowski see the wrong person.

Peter David's a humanist!

gellaho

Winkowski meets Rommel

FancyShark

And the buddy road comedy spin off is born!

gellaho

Meanwhile, in an abandoned cabin

FancyShark

Chuck's hair starts falling out, just to traumatize her

gellaho

Peter David worries me

FancyShark

She immediately knows about the Nazis, despite having a 30-year-old revolver she considers "ancient"

gellaho

This happens every time Chuck has a bad dream

gellaho

Bye, I guess

FancyShark

hahaha

McGinley

I've done some dumb stuff, but nothing so dumb that a dog could smell that I was an idiot.

I have a very smart dog and he is kind of an idiot.

if he called me an idiot, I would never recover.

alright, sushi beckons.

back in a bit

gellaho

What a coincidence

FancyShark

Almost? Rommel's losing his touch

Toastygod

They haven’t settled on Mortimer’s gang nickname

gellaho

Hello, I guess

FancyShark

"Mortimurder?"

"No"

Sanderson makes complicated threats

gellaho

Try harder, Chuck

FancyShark

"Chuck Smith the pedophile?"

gellaho

Rommel still wanders

FancyShark

At least Rommel's getting plenty of walkies

gellaho

Rommel with the DNA analysis tongue

FancyShark

Dogs: They kill with their paws

Toastygod

And never eat anything that could poison them

FancyShark

I'll admit that Rommel would be substantially cooler if he wasn't named after a fucking Nazi

gellaho

Chuck has gone full crazy hippie

FancyShark

This is not the sort of thing you want to hear from a man that almost crushed you against a wall with his mind

gellaho

And blew up a bear

Grappling is a famous part of nature

FancyShark

Isn't blocking the antithesis of aikido?

Toastygod

“I must become one with nature…so I may KILL IT!”

gellaho

Rommel runs into the Cutters

gellaho

They seem to have a very hard time hitting a dog the size of a horse

Then Rommel bites a bear's ass

FancyShark

hahaha

gellaho

Ends a little unpredictably

FancyShark

womp womp

That last line isn't bad

gellaho

Chuck meets up with Rommel

These dipshits are still in the cabin

FancyShark

Shai, laying down truth bombs

gellaho

And they're falling apart to infighting

FancyShark

I'm amazed the terrorists that blew up a chemical weapons plant didn't have a plan for getting out safely

Toastygod

They had a FANTASTIC plan: hide out in a conspicuous cabin 2 miles from their target located along the only road from the target

The most unbelievable part of this book is that their plan didn’t work

gellaho

Time for a fist fight

gellaho

Meanwhile: the army is going to bomb the two terrorists

FancyShark

hahaha

High-localizers and limited impact means they might aim

Toastygod

They should just let them finish murdering each other

gellaho

No idea why this is happening

gellaho

Dog fight

FancyShark

Thanks, Peter David

gellaho

Aikido can work. If you believe

ovaJ

this part makes me indescribably angry

FancyShark

Believe

gellaho

What about this

ovaJ

PSY-MAN

gellaho

Dog fight happens completely offscreen

FancyShark

Rommel fucked the corpse. Because he's Rommel

gellaho

Jupiter died as he lived. Indescribably stupid.

FancyShark

hahahaha

gellaho

Sometime in the future

gellaho

Good thing Chuck is also Wolverine

FancyShark

Sure, psionics can do that. Why not

gellaho

Say goodbye to Dakota

gellaho

Stay classy

FancyShark

Egh

gellaho

Mysterious place name

FancyShark

dun dun DUN

gellaho

Army lady had psychic powers. I guess

FancyShark

huh

gellaho

Then knocks herself out

Toastygod

gellaho

And I guess that's how you end a book if you are Peter David

FancyShark

haha, weird

Still, that was fun

gellaho

We have defeated Psi-Man: Deathscape

That cover makes no sense to me after reading the book

Toastygod

Feels fitting this book would end with a man hitting a woman and her judging him for not doing it hard enough

gellaho

And so ends another edition of The Book Cage

FancyShark

Great job @gellaho ! Thanks again!

Toastygod

Literally none of the book took place in a city. And he had a beard the whole time. The cover designer didn’t read the book and I don’t blame them

gellaho

The Adventures of Psi-Man will continue

Goddammit, Peter

FancyShark

hahahaha

Toastygod

To be continued!

Thanks @gellaho ! That was a blast

ovaJ

Hahaha

McGinley

How'd it end?

ovaJ

gellaho

Two of the extremists got in a standoff and a bomb dropped on them

ovaJ

That was also how Alien vs. Predator: Requiem ended

gellaho

Titans of the industry, both