46: Psi-Man: Stalker David Peters

gellaho

Oh, Peter

FancyShark

Man, and up until this point I was sure Stalker was a good guy

Brendan Reborn

How is it he blames his brothers in arms

gellaho

What

FancyShark

Chuck Puppet

gellaho

Chuck's alive, don't worry about how

gellaho

Oh yeah, that thing that happens

gellaho

Creased skull

FancyShark

...what

SKULLS AREN'T PAPER!

GDC and a bucket of shuriken

Did he mean graze?

Brendan Reborn

of all the answers

gellaho

As far as I can tell, Stalker emerges from this bathroom 3 times

Brendan Reborn

PAD had a shapeshifter and TK right there, but went with "lucky bounce."

FancyShark

I'm legitimately angry at that

That's some 1940's serial bullshit

gellaho

Chuck decides that the only solution to getting your head slammed against a windshield is to destroy it

Brendan Reborn

either this came in late or nobody cared.

gellaho

I can't believe that didn't work out

Brendan Reborn

Rommel is a bad friend.

gellaho

How is Stalker defeated?

FancyShark

TK fling?

gellaho

Chuck throws him off the train

FancyShark

Wheeeee!

gellaho

Something he could have done whenever

But the train is going too fast and is out of control and they are approaching Manhattan, what to do?

Really fuck up the computer, that's what

FancyShark

I'm sure it'll come into play in the sequel: Stalker Takes Manhattan

gellaho

That engages the brakes?

Brendan Reborn

Stalker is alive.

But is Liver stalking?

wait wait wait

FancyShark

"Making a poor attempt at humor"? Ballsy of you, PAD

Brendan Reborn

the train is going to Manhattan but the Delta Squad schmucks were traveling FROM LA

to HUNT CHUCK

gellaho

Here's Anna

FancyShark

Suddenly she's married to an abusive monster

gellaho

Stalker seems to really want to kill men with boners

FancyShark

Told you. This is slasher movie rules

gellaho

Ryder, the asshole, saves the day

FancyShark

And once again it's guns, not psionics, that stop the villain

gellaho

What a dick head

FancyShark

"Stay away from my wife, Quaker"

gellaho

Anna is dumber than dirt

Brendan Reborn

...did Stalker just rape Psi Man by proxy?

FancyShark

Anna can only see the truth when a man says it

Meanwhile, Ryder will have trouble going to sleep, haunted by how good it felt to shoot his wife repeatedly in the head

gellaho

Bye, Sandy, you were a pointless character

Brendan Reborn

Sandy will return!

because she sure didn't do anything here.

gellaho

You never had a home, Rommel

gellaho

I guess that's the end

FancyShark

Weird, but still better pacing than the previous ones

Chuck only refused to do anything useful the one time

Brendan Reborn

Rommel got sidelined because a supergenius dog in a train is an unbeatable weapon.

gellaho

I cut out so much train fighting and bickering

FancyShark

Thank you for that

gellaho

Bhodi Li says we have defeated Psi-Man: Stalker

gellaho

I don't think that cover actually happened

Substitute Mercenary Wombat

Thank you for your sacrifice.

FancyShark

Cover Art Chuck looks too sexy and confident to be the right guy

Brendan Reborn

GOODNIGHT, PSI PRINCE

FancyShark

And a flight of Rommels sing thee to thy rest

gellaho

The last one takes place Early Summer 2022, so look forward to that

Brendan Reborn

I return now to my surprisingly well-written Colin Hanks vehicle starring an '80s bouquet of top-name comedic talent.

FancyShark

Hell yeah

Thanks again @gellaho !

Great riffing, everybody!

Brendan Reborn

Thank you, @gellaho for doing the Meatmonger's work.

gellaho

I'm running dangerously low on sub-200 page Peter Davids

GDC and a bucket of shuriken

Thanks for doing this.

jakesy, Mr. Ass appreciator

Sandy you say

To the Peter David Mines!

Brendan Reborn

I will immortalize her in prose.

gellaho

So, he was lusting over his secretary's ass. Cool, Peter, cool

FancyShark

Thankfully she wasn't murdered or assaulted