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Blood remains incredulous
54: The Wizard of Whitechapel Simon Hawke
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Now Wyrdrune must save the most famous spell-master of all time-and stop its most infamous killer.
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FancyShark
Blood, what are you even doing with your day?
gellaho
Wyrdrune thinks Merlin should have complete control over this thirteen year old
FancyShark
There's a conversation you don't want to have
Dead wizard or street urchin
gellaho
Royce is having a hard time with all this sexy
gellaho
A real hard time
FancyShark
"Who's too good for community college now, Dad?"
gellaho
Probably should have been faster
FancyShark
Carfax really can't stand a prude, can he?
gellaho
A real blood bath that our protagonists are not at all involved in
gellaho
FancyShark
Combat crouch!
ANGRY OLD MAN!
It's still funny that all of the magic in the world gets whupped by a gun
gellaho
Things don't work out for ol Joey
FancyShark
And so he leaves the world as he entered it: screaming and covered in someone else's fluids
gellaho
Thus an unnecessarily complicated plot resolves
FancyShark
"We are truly heroes."
gellaho
And we end with a thirteen year old telling an old man to fuck himself
FancyShark
Group laugh!
gellaho
I have some notes, Coalition for Literacy
FancyShark
Sure wish I could read so I could know what that says
Hey! I was wrong! Kira didn't get put in a fetish outfit! Cool!
gellaho
We have defeated The Wizard of Whitechapel
FancyShark
Great work, @gellaho ! Great riffing, everyone!
Thanks for reading this!
This one was actually pretty damn good
Brendan Reborn
Aw I was so close to catching up.
FancyShark
The siren song of the sandwich demands a heavy price
Brendan Reborn
I am just so confused which of our three bloods gets shot here.
gellaho
Ian, I guess
Royce and Mike make it out
FancyShark
Ian died twice
gellaho
Yeah, I wanted to finish this one tonight. I've noticed these books tend to try and quickly wrap up the plot in the last 50 pages, and that's where they become uninteresting for this exercise
Brendan Reborn
Boy, they did not factor in the internet.
gellaho
But, if you actually wanted to read any of these books, this is a good'un
gellaho
I guess it would be hard to in 1988
Brendan Reborn
US News seems irresponsible to project logarithmic illiteracy growth.
FancyShark
Thanks again for doing this, gellaho. This not only was a good read but it makes his comedy series that much more baffling
Brendan Reborn
In 1991 we got AOL and Compuserve, so we were always safe.
gellaho
Anyway, today's Book Cage complete
Brendan Reborn
Why did Terri turn on Joey?
@gellaho you fortitudinous tour guide.
FancyShark
Joey tried to kill her after she failed to kill Royce
gellaho
that's essentially it
FancyShark
He turned into a giant snake and tried to poison her and crush her at the same time
Then...left?
Brendan Reborn
well I prefer the sandwich
But I am grateful to @gellaho as ever.
FancyShark
Speaking of sandwich, it's dinner time
Brendan Reborn
night all
FancyShark
Take care!