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31: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #35: The Dead Season Franklin W. Dixon
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FancyShark
"I think I SAID, wink, We Can Intercede, wink, ON YOUR BEHALF, wink, wink"
Gentleman Brendan
Dad is Jonas Venture.
John
"The mad bomber struck again. Luckily one of my sons knows an unsettling amount about bomb-making and the other is immune to explosions. I'm a very good dad."
che jakesy, sports revolutionary
Now get home so I can benefit from more dangerous, sweet child labor
FancyShark
It wasn't actually their dad. The cops just faked the call to make them leave.
gellaho
We have defeated The Hardy Boys: Casefiles (tm) #35: The Dead Season
John
Thanks @gellaho
FancyShark
Yeah. Thanks again @gellaho !
gellaho
I gotta tell you, this book did not hold up well to being read
FancyShark
ooof
gellaho
This thing disintigrated
che jakesy, sports revolutionary
Wow what a battle
That one fought harder than most
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Our collective withering scorn literally eroded the book.
FancyShark
You should talk to a construction company about how to repair it
gellaho
The cover like cracked
I can't describe it any other way
FancyShark
daaang
John
I've seen used books look like that before, but I always assumed some unsupervised kid with scissors got to them.
Gentleman Brendan
It was a long fight but it was a rewarding one.
FancyShark
Heck yeah
Gentleman Brendan
goodnight, Hardy boyz
che jakesy, sports revolutionary
The real fight was the friends we made along the way, once again
FancyShark
Have a good one, Brendan!
@gellaho , does the cover feel thicker than a normal cover? I'm still stumped on how it cracked
gellaho
It is like ancient parchment paper
gellaho
It almost self-perforates
FancyShark
wow
It must've been kept somewhere way too dry
For way too long
gellaho
I have books from the late sixties that are more structurally sound
FancyShark
Weird
gellaho
That concludes this edition of the book cage
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
The prose of Dixon unnaturally ages the paper it's printed on.
gellaho
That was a good one, solidly stupid
FancyShark
I love it when the villain's plan is idiotic
I'm still waiting for one to eclipse the Halloween clone plot
gellaho
I don't know if that's ever going to happen. That was ludicrous
FancyShark
True. There's other books in the series that deal with the ASSASSINS terrorist group. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Respect to the ghost writer of this last one for not embracing ugly stereotypes about non-Americans