33: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #101: Peak of Danger Franklin W. Dixon

FancyShark

Fart cannon!

gellaho

Oh no

FancyShark

GASP

Which of the three Spanish adults will it be?!

gellaho

Americano ain't it

FancyShark

Odd they keep the speaker anonymous when the characters know who it is

che jakesy, sports revolutionary

Or, cucaracha

FancyShark

Even in the face of mortal peril, there's time to learn another language

gellaho

Estadounidense

The NETWORK

gellaho

NETWORK SWAT

FancyShark

lol

Frank fails his bluff check

gellaho

Seems legit

FancyShark

Those are good shoes

gellaho

As a tall man, this is my life

FancyShark

It's the same tree, over and over. They are really bad with direction

gellaho

That is about how long Stairway seems

Shark Puke Fetishist GDC

How do you say stairway to heaven in spanish?

FancyShark

Escalera al cielo

according to Google

gellaho

Joe is weak

FancyShark

Has Joe never encountered stairs before?

Has every mystery before this been in a ranch home?

gellaho

FARTS

FancyShark

"The tent?"

"Shut up, Joe"

gellaho

A fantastic sacrifice

FancyShark

The death prayer is just lyrics from a GWAR song

gellaho

Do you want to walk into a bullet

FancyShark

The kid's ready to explode. Just the way Joe likes it.

gellaho

Gasp!

FancyShark

OH NO! That means the truck she drove here is probably low on gas!

che jakesy, sports revolutionary

Calling dibs on this as the title for my memoirs

gellaho

What

FancyShark

Lucky there haven't been any earthquakes, the largest in memory, since he was captured. He could have fallen.

gellaho

That magic earthquake was lucky

FancyShark

Micola is determined to not die a virgin

gellaho

Why are you handcuffing dudes at this active volcano

FancyShark

"Hope the cops find you up here soon!"

gellaho

Tony Hawk must sacrifice this man

FancyShark

Hawk knows Marta was faking it with Micola

"No, really, Micola. You made the earth move."

gellaho

"She tried to murder me, but whatever"

FancyShark

Also, they fired a fart cannon at the bus she was on and she nearly drowned

If she still works with him, you're probably not getting through

gellaho

Again

FancyShark

Of course. Why don't soldiers remember that when drone strikes hit?

gellaho

The fart rocket wizzed on Joe

FancyShark

It's okay, scram-jet gun. It happens to everybody sometime

gellaho

He seems like a real moron

FancyShark

Yeah. He's just stupid

Shark Puke Fetishist GDC

Wait, are the elections rigged or does he just not have popular support? The book's said both.

FancyShark

Sacrificing your rival to a volcano has to qualify as rigging the election

gellaho

SMART FART BOMBS

FancyShark

The fart cannon heard them!

Shark Puke Fetishist GDC

Hmm, usually a fart comes out of a crevasse. Interesting reversal here.

gellaho

Fuck 'em

FancyShark

lol, is Umberto the entire resistance?

gellaho

Maybe

FancyShark

Umberto, if you can't recruit even one other person, maybe revolutionary isn't your calling?

gellaho

Not the fart cannon!

FancyShark

Oh fuck! A falling flaming fart cannon!

gellaho

The fire was put out by the flammable material

FancyShark

Umberto sucks

gellaho

Sure, sure

FancyShark

"Yes, I'm trying to overthrow him, but he told me he wanted goats on every bus"

gellaho

I guess the government has been overthrown

FancyShark

Yes. How much damage could a deposed military leader do with explosives and no one to stop him?

gellaho

What has a revolution ever done, Umberto? Don't ask the Americans, they'll only tell you lies

FancyShark

I think a murderer could lead if you just got security that couldn't be thwarted by two teenagers

gellaho

Lol

FancyShark

Nevermind. Tension over

gellaho

America needs this for our whoopee cushion technology

FancyShark

What a sheepish CIA operative

gellaho

I'm sure what Joe felt was "admiration"

FancyShark

The answer is too graphic for this kind of book

gellaho

Oops

FancyShark

Ooo, yeah. Discipli- that's not what she meant and I'm sorry

gellaho

NOOOUUUNNNSSS

FancyShark

So we're fine with the guy that's been hostage for days driving with one other person?

gellaho

We ain't gonna help

FancyShark

Fix your own damn country

gellaho

Tha End

FancyShark

hahaha, Carlos is a prince and has a separate house for his shoes

Wait. Didn't he play soccer for, like, a day?

Doesn't matter, I guess. Joe's going home with blue balls

gellaho

We have defeated The Hardy Boys Casefiles (tm): Peak of Danger

FancyShark

That was a silly one. Very fun

Thanks as always, @gellaho

gellaho

So concludes another episode of the Book Cage

FancyShark

So without Photon, what you thinking of for next week?

gellaho

Not sure

It's either going back to The Reluctant Sorcerer series or something else

FancyShark

hoo boy, Reluctant Sorcerer. We need to bring reinforcements for that one

Looking forward to it anyway. Have a good night everybody!

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Ferroday, Summer Variant (SSR)

that reminds me what happened to conan night last night?

John

Two things happened. One, I genuinely forgot to do it. Second, I'm kinda burned out. The book is almost too good to do the way I've been doing. Not as much fun as Gellaho's reads. I put up a page and everyone agrees it's pretty good.

Ferroday, Summer Variant (SSR)

lol gotcha

totally understand dude, it's all good

John

I may start Thursday Comic Night again, but I'll need to find some insane one shots if I can't figure out a better method.

gellaho

You flatter me, sir

John

I know you didn't start this on purpose, but you just have a natural ability to present the books as you read them. I'm really just aping (sorry) your style, and it doesn't work for comics. And the one time I did a novel it was a 300 page beast with an overly-complicated plot.

Gentleman Brendan

Boy you can really tell where the artist used photoreference and where it's from imagination.

Budd Dwyer Thought

this is a book that starts with a kid getting shocked by a frayed wire during a skins vs. shirts high school basketball game