FancyShark
The lake of New York?
35: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #100: True Thriller Franklin W. Dixon
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When you''re wired for action, you'd better be ready for the sparks to fly!
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gellaho
Also, Frank stabbed himself? Maybe?
FancyShark
Frank, you doofus
We need to get your helmet out of the closet
gellaho
Frank's sociopathy really helped him out
John
Stop me if you've heard this before but: These kids are incredibly dumb.
Hello Air Traffic Control, can I place a collect call?
FancyShark
Frank flicks hand blood in Joe's eyes, just to flex
gellaho
Richards is rock hard
John
Guys, I think I found the problem. The writer of this book thinks fiction writers and journalists are the same thing.
gellaho
The Hardys vow to torture Richards
FancyShark
THAT'S YOUR LEVERAGE?!
gellaho
The End
FancyShark
Fuck you, Dixon
gellaho
Seems familiar
Gentleman Brendan
Let's recap
John
This is insane. He writes fake stories! Dixon must believe there's actually a Harry Potter and a Huck Finn having drinks in a bar somewhere.
FancyShark
Carlos, you still visit Joe's dreams
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
I'm more invested in the van than any characters here.
Gentleman Brendan
Things Frank did:
defused bomb
defused worse bomb
flew plane
Things Joe did:
Lost van
Lost gf (reclaimed)
screamed
FancyShark
That checks out, yep
gellaho
We have defeated The Hardy Boys Casefiles (tm) #100: True Thriller
FancyShark
I'm disappointed the Assassins' plan wasn't as insane as the last one, but it was still stupid, convoluted, and would accomplish nothing.
John
We did it!
FancyShark
Thank you @gellaho !
John
Yes, thanks @gellaho
FancyShark
Always fun riffing these with you all
John
It literally required the reader to not know the US nuclear arsenal is probably the most heavily guarded anything in human history