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49: Case 79 No Laughing Matter Carolyn Keene
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Hear the one about the crooked comedy club? Nancy has...and it's no joke.
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John
It says here "I did it -NN" Ned, how could you?
FancyShark
"Ned sorry. Nancy make sex now?"
gellaho
Of course, food
FancyShark
Bess definitely pissed the floor
gellaho
There are like, a dozen other people who know they're down there, Keith
FancyShark
Ned! Attack!
John
It's ok. Ned's good at running errands. He'll clean it up and go buy her a new outfit if Nancy asks him to.
gellaho
JOHNNY, NO!
Ferroday, Summer Variant (SSR)
what's the over/under on Ned making it out of this book alive?
gellaho
I mean, we already knew that, but OK
FancyShark
Honestly? I give him good odds
gellaho
Don't you use your tough guy voice with me, Johnny
FancyShark
It's nice that, even in a crisis, Johnny finds time to laugh
gellaho
Who has ever heard of a villain telling jokes
gellaho
Just, uh, go to Vegas then Johnny
FancyShark
Are gambling and money laundering typically not associated with each other?
gellaho
"My friends in Vegas wouldn't hire me, I'm actually really terrible at comedy"
FancyShark
Also, wouldn't it be easier to just get a permit to set up a legal casino?
gellaho
"They have comedian puppeteers in residency in Vegas, can you believe that! And they wouldn't hire me!?"
FancyShark
"They hired Buddy Hackett! What the fuck do I have to do?!"
gellaho
Karate!
FancyShark
Then a full page of Nancy and Ned pumping bullets into the criminals
gellaho
Someone named Ben is involved, but I have no idea who that is
FancyShark
Was gonna ask if we'd seen him before
John
Bess has seen too many Caged Heat movies if she thinks they're in a co-ed prison.
gellaho
Then they have a party at the prison?
FancyShark
That's right, kids! Prisons are just rec centers you can't leave!
gellaho
Work Camps you can't leave!
FancyShark
Why would any criminal try to not get caught? They'll just go to camp!
Work Camp
gellaho
We end on liiiiipsss
gellaho
We have defeated The Nancy Drew Files #79: No Laughing Matter
FancyShark
Then they all stripped down for the celebratory fuckfest
Thanks, @gellaho ! That was a fun one!
John
Thanks @gellaho
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Thanks!
FancyShark
Excellent riffing, everybody!