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Brilliant moves from the criminals here
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Brilliant moves from the criminals here
It says here "I did it -NN" Ned, how could you?
"Ned sorry. Nancy make sex now?"
Of course, food
Bess definitely pissed the floor
There are like, a dozen other people who know they're down there, Keith
Ned! Attack!
It's ok. Ned's good at running errands. He'll clean it up and go buy her a new outfit if Nancy asks him to.
JOHNNY, NO!
what's the over/under on Ned making it out of this book alive?
I mean, we already knew that, but OK
Honestly? I give him good odds
Don't you use your tough guy voice with me, Johnny
It's nice that, even in a crisis, Johnny finds time to laugh
Who has ever heard of a villain telling jokes
Just, uh, go to Vegas then Johnny
Are gambling and money laundering typically not associated with each other?
"My friends in Vegas wouldn't hire me, I'm actually really terrible at comedy"
Also, wouldn't it be easier to just get a permit to set up a legal casino?
"They have comedian puppeteers in residency in Vegas, can you believe that! And they wouldn't hire me!?"
"They hired Buddy Hackett! What the fuck do I have to do?!"
Karate!
Then a full page of Nancy and Ned pumping bullets into the criminals
Someone named Ben is involved, but I have no idea who that is
Was gonna ask if we'd seen him before
Bess has seen too many Caged Heat movies if she thinks they're in a co-ed prison.
Then they have a party at the prison?
That's right, kids! Prisons are just rec centers you can't leave!
Work Camps you can't leave!
Why would any criminal try to not get caught? They'll just go to camp!
Work Camp
We end on liiiiipsss
We have defeated The Nancy Drew Files #79: No Laughing Matter
Then they all stripped down for the celebratory fuckfest
Thanks, @gellaho ! That was a fun one!
Thanks @gellaho
Thanks!
Excellent riffing, everybody!