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69: The Samurai Wizard Simon Hawke
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Wyrdrune must dig into his bag of tricks - before the Dark Ones turn Japan into the Land of the *Setting* Sun.
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Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Ninias with machine guns is straight out of an 80s Cannon movie.
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Yohaku takes out most of the Yakuza himself
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Lightning eyes seems painful
LyraV
What's a little electricity right next to your brain?
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
He's going to be seeing afterimages for hours.
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Wyrdrune brutalizes several men
Gentleman Brendan
He Neo'd them!
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Gentleman Brendan
Billy reminds us he is The Worldender
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Akiro really wants to die on the job
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
That was obvious from the beginning of the book.
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Modred tortures the Yakuza assassin
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Then his magic runestone fucking ends him
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I guess Kanno did that
Gentleman Brendan
So Mrs. Akiro is single now, eh?
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No, Akiro takes out Kanno
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Standard Wizard of 4th Street
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Redhead sex magic is no match for a gun.
LyraV
Fact.
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Kanno either fully turned into a dragon, or the dragon escaped
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Escaped
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So "too old for this shit" detective wins again
Wyrdrune gets Modred's stone
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Kanno's dragon comes by and fucks up Leila
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Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Wait her plan was to turn Kanno into a dragon so it could eat her?
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Then she turns into a dragon and begins mortal combat
Gentleman Brendan
I think Kanno was meant to live to control the dragon
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No, this is Kanno taking revenge? I'm not sure if he is the dragon now or if the dragon is doing its own thing
Then Leila gets fucking obliterated by the Living Triangle's death beam
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I guess it's law that someone has to absorb someone else in these books
Gentleman Brendan
Demonicus ex machina
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Excelsior!
Gentleman Brendan
WUB!
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Good thing there are no cameras in future Japan
Gentleman Brendan
covering up magic
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Don't ask Simon to explain, he just really wants to end this book
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Pirate turned the Commodore into a stud
Gentleman Brendan
Hawke never has one conversation when four repetitive musings on ontology will do
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And we end with Wyrdrune cucking himself
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Weird
LyraV
Alright lots of interesting implications there.
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Anyway, we have defeated The Samurai Wizard
Gentleman Brendan
yay
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That concludes this edition of The Book Cage
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Don't any of you go absorbing your friends, now
Gentleman Brendan
Hawke days are always fun
LyraV
Well done everyone! You were all in fine form.
Gentleman Brendan
Food for thought: is mordred now Wyrdrune's Rommel?
LyraV
I have no idea, these books are incredibly strange.
Shark Puke Fetishist GDC
Good job everyone.
Karate Physics Flippant Sausage
No promises but I'll do my best.
Gentleman Brendan
Pour out a mana potion for FancyShark. Gone, but not absorbed.
FancyShark, Foe of Flip Hammer — Yesterday at 10:41 AM
Stupid migraine made me miss out on what looks like a really metal ending. But I guess absorption is how Simon's getting around the excessive number of characters?
FancyShark, Foe of Flip Hammer — Yesterday at 11:02 AM
Regardless, A+ riffing, everybody!