FancyShark
Joe takes a detonator out of his pocket. "I'll take care of Pete," he says and pushes the button.
136: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #40: Fright wave Franklin W. Dixon
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In rough waters and rough company you always have to watch your back.
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Space Magic Flippant Sausage
lmao.
gellaho
Later, oh no! Pete!
FancyShark
But HOW!?
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
Pete, I feel like this is a pointless thing to do, but whatever.
gellaho
It's like the end of Die Hard, but stupid!
FancyShark
If Carl Winslow guns Pete down, this will all have been worth it
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Thou shalt not suffer a Hardy's girlfriend to live
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
Hell yeah that means that Doyle is our Al Powell.
gellaho
Damn you random spectator for getting out of the way!
FancyShark
Thanks a lot, crowd
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Joe deflects the bullet with his face
rooster
I wouldn't die for Joe Hardy
gellaho
Clearest example of Joe knowing he's unkillable
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
I mean........okay, approaching badass there Joe.
gellaho
JOE! SMAAAAAAASSSSSHHHH!
gellaho
FancyShark
"The gods themselves couldn't do it. Come, little man. Dash your ship against the rocks and be pulled into the abyss as so many before you already have."
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
Do it Frank. One to the head, two to the chest.
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
I do like the idea that when villains threaten the Hardys in front of a crowd it's just the opposite of a Spider-Man movie
GDC
Joe didn't stop until Pete's scar was a stain in the dirt.
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
"you mess with Hardy, I go the fuck away"
rooster
You mess with one of us that's ok with all of us
gellaho
The tentacles of the surf mafia are long
GDC
Tell her what happened to Callie, Joe.
FancyShark
Oop, hang on. Catlin just got shanked by a drug addict. Threat's over.
gellaho
Treason is pretty sleazy
FancyShark
All of them
gellaho
Iola
rooster
What happened to Nick? Did he die
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Prison explicitly stopped Catlin getting what he wants. He wanted to be with his daughter and he couldn't because of prison
FancyShark
I hope this book ends with Doyle flying Catlin over a volcano before bailing out
gellaho
Frank suggests killing Jade
rooster
"Hell, I'll do it"
FancyShark
Frank is done playing around
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
"Or just........you know........witness protection or somethi............no sure thats good too Frank."
gellaho
Joe takes a lesson from Ja'Nette
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Can't beat em, join em, I guess?
FancyShark
Frank shoots Connie
"Here is your corpse"
gellaho
It might be hard to remember Ja'Nette taught the false werewolf "Say what" considering she was butchered, but
rooster
99% exposition, 1% child murder
gellaho
I guess then Frank changes his idea so I don't know what the point of that was
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
"Lets do both." Frank said with an evil grin."
gellaho
Oh, that child murder went on for so long. It was like four pages
rooster
We can't save Jade, but we CAN get this guy killed afterwards
GDC
The Hardys are really into making this guy squirm.
FancyShark
Frank, I'm pretty sure the government is going to beat Gordon with rubber hoses for the treason alone
rooster
Also, there's probably more than one guy in the surf mafia, right?
GDC
Fenton's suitcases are filled with equipment made just for guys like Pete.
gellaho
It worked so well the last time
FancyShark
Each case is for a different body part
gellaho
Off to a bad start
FancyShark
Suddenly, a rogue wave smashes through the airport wall and kills Jade
rooster
jade and her father go on the road like The Littlest Hobo
gellaho
"This plot didn't really make sense, did it? Huh"
gellaho
I could have done without the word "tenderly," ghostwriter
GDC
This is the ghostwriter's way of saying 'look, I was on a deadline.'
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
She forgets Joe halfway thru the plane ride.
gellaho
Oh, so sad. I guess
gellaho
FancyShark
I mean, she was out of your league from the start, Joe. She had a pulse.
GDC
So does Joe, but that's because of the untreated head wound.
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
Its hard out there for boys made of sapient hamburger and their robot brothers.
gellaho
Wakka wakka
gellaho
The End
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
lol
FancyShark
hahaha
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
"Besides she looks very explodeable."
gellaho
We have defeated The Hardy Boys Casefiles ™️ #40: Fright Wave
GDC
Freeze frame, roll credits.
FancyShark
We did it!
rooster
Congratulations, everyone
FancyShark
Thank you as always, @gellaho !
Great work, everyone!
gellaho
That's a cover that never happened in the book, so that's a rarity
Space Magic Flippant Sausage
Yeee. Another of the Hardy Legions defeated and sealed.
GDC
Well done, everyone.
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Oh yeah they never double surfed
GDC
Another book for the carceral library.
Tom, Boy Detective (Retired)
Also her swimsuit was less revealing than that
gellaho
So concludes the 136th Edition of The Book Cage
gellaho
May your knees never be broken by the surf mafia
FancyShark
Have a good night, everybody!