LyraV
Robot Gloves!
74: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #66: The Phoenix Equation Franklin W. Dixon
Tags:
The more vicious the lie... the more explosive the truth!
Archive
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Cyborg kickboxer!
Agent of Fortune
CYBORG
KICKBOXER
wait isn't that just Seanbaby
1000 Space GDCs
Wait, we could have been reading cyborg kickboxer books this whole time?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
He's fucking RAX from Eternal Champions!
gellaho
The crossover looks like this
Agent of Fortune
Oh I get it
gellaho
Also this
gellaho
So look forward to that
Agent of Fortune
Time bomb because there's time travel
FancyShark
FUCKING AWESOME
Agent of Fortune
And probably a bomb?
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Fuck yeah maybe some cyborg vs dinosaur kickboxing?!
Agent of Fortune
I like how Frank is like "I'm gonna hit this robot with a pipe"
LyraV
Glowing Golden Statue AND Lasers!
FancyShark
Hell to the fucking yeah
gellaho
In any event, we have defeated The Hardy Boys Casefiles ™️ #66: Operation: Phoenix #3: The Phoenix Equation
FancyShark
VICTORY!
gellaho
Pretty sure that's an alien babe
Still don't know what the equation was
LyraV
Even better.
Agent of Fortune
The equation was YOU
gellaho
Or really the operation, besides "smuggling," which we knew in the first book
1000 Space GDCs
Despite her surface temperature being 2000 kelvin, Joe is still trying to hit on her.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
FH + JH = INTRIGUE!
gellaho
That concludes the 74th Edition of The Book Cage
FancyShark
Thank you, @gellaho !
Brendan
I'm BA--d'oh
FancyShark
Great work, everyone!
Brendan
Strong Hank game from that cover model.
1000 Space GDCs
I feel like we were really firing on all cylinders here, I'm really proud of what we've accomplished.
FancyShark
Brendan, you need to see what was at the end of the book
1000 Space GDCs
No kerchief though. Or are we thinking of different Hanks?
LyraV
This is one my favorite things about this discord, thank you @gellaho I don't know where you collected all this beautiful madness but I appreciate that you share it.
Brendan
Such women do generally get a bye summer where they partake of himbos though.
LyraV
I didn't mean that in response to that but it works.
Brendan
How did Fenton survive?
FancyShark
By not dying
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
With guile!
And by lying to his family.
Brendan
B MINOR GO
LyraV
In a really flat dull fashion.
gellaho
Before the explosion happened, he jumped out a window and swam to safety
I did skip that, but I figured you'd know that intrinsically
FancyShark
Ah, the old serial survival trick of bullshit editing
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
I figured it wasnt exciting or batshit enough to mention.