72: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #65: No Mercy Franklin W. Dixon

#65 The Hardy Boys Casefiles

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One wrong turn on the road to revenge can take you over the edge!

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gellaho

Either do the Indiana Jones thing, or don't do the Indiana Jones thing

FancyShark

At least Chris remembered that all Asian men talk about honor

LyraV

He did What?! Frank come on.

gellaho

This book has ADD

LyraV

This is just him Wanting to die at this point.

gellaho

Khoo was very disappointed in himself, but went back for the gun anyway

1000 Space GDCs

This writer has two star trek books due this week and confused Khoo for one of his Klingon characters.

gellaho

Very worthy that you didn't let me shoot you

FancyShark

Nothing like a final battle where the fighters keep changing their minds

gellaho

So, is Ilsa involved or not

1000 Space GDCs

Honorable warrior man has a glass jaw.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Congrats Frank, you beat up a middle aged dad.

gellaho

Computer paper, score!

FancyShark

It also forms an ASCII penis

gellaho

Feel like some logical leaps are taken here

FancyShark

Yes!

1000 Space GDCs

All those ivory carvings Frank got for Christmas start to make sense.

gellaho

Joe finds out his superpower is genetic and not derived from his girlfriend exploding

FancyShark

Fenton Hardy's greatest prank!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Joe was bitten by a radioactive Fenton and gained all the superpowers of Dynamite Thor.

gellaho

Your team? I'm pretty sure you guys are on the same team

gellaho

The best news isn't that your dad is still alive, Joe?

FancyShark

Joe knows which man he wants as Dad

gellaho

Khoo got Rubied

gellaho

Jack Rubied

Fatamatician: Curator

Swarthy sob

FancyShark

Shot by a laser gun or we not doing that any more?

gellaho

Gun

FancyShark

Woopsie

gellaho

Makes sense Joe would think of his dad after the possible terrorist lady friend

1000 Space GDCs

I guess having their suspect murdered in custody is another ten points for the Hardys.

FancyShark

Okay, but hear me out: she's pretty

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Maze of assassins is nothing out of the ordinary, but THIS one is thicc.

gellaho

We have defeated (breathes in) The Hardy Boys Casefiles ™️ #65: Operation Phoenix #2: No Mercy

FancyShark

We did it!

1000 Space GDCs

Good riffing everyone.

FancyShark

And thank you gellaho!

gellaho

So concludes this, the 72nd Edition of The Book Cage

gellaho

I think that is the actual longest Hardy Boys I've read to date

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Thanks muchly as usual @gellaho

gellaho

Got an extra 20 pages in there for no real reason

moonfish817

So Supernatural took direct inspiration from this book with the whole " We gotta find dad" thing

Brendan

Annnnd bac--aw crap

Fatamatician: Curator

I only have time for pieces, but I am very grateful for this tradition @gellaho

Brendan

Just gonna bind Joe around the neck and hang him outside the abbey window so he can't go to the authorities.

Truly, the lord's work was done today in this abbey by Brother @gellaho

Brendan

RIP Tom Hardy, the third brother.

Brendan

Cost him an eardrum but he got his...uh, vengeance?

Brendan

Khoo should have done muay thai and absolutely wrecked Frank's shit for him.

It is going to be so incredibly awkward when Joe gives Khoo a grandson named Fenton.

Brendan

Oh NOW it's dived instead of dove.

Hot Dog Uncle TommyG ❤ You ALL!

Wow! 72 editions. 7 more to go and you tied the TOS Star Trek episode count

Brendan

Hardys are like Highlanders: they assume many identities and can only be killed by another of their kind.

Fenton not even calling his wife to assure her he's okay is sadistic.

#JumsaiKhooDidntKillHimself