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72: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #65: No Mercy Franklin W. Dixon
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One wrong turn on the road to revenge can take you over the edge!
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FancyShark
At least Chris remembered that all Asian men talk about honor
LyraV
He did What?! Frank come on.
gellaho
This book has ADD
LyraV
This is just him Wanting to die at this point.
gellaho
Khoo was very disappointed in himself, but went back for the gun anyway
1000 Space GDCs
This writer has two star trek books due this week and confused Khoo for one of his Klingon characters.
gellaho
Very worthy that you didn't let me shoot you
FancyShark
Nothing like a final battle where the fighters keep changing their minds
gellaho
So, is Ilsa involved or not
1000 Space GDCs
Honorable warrior man has a glass jaw.
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Congrats Frank, you beat up a middle aged dad.
gellaho
Computer paper, score!
FancyShark
It also forms an ASCII penis
gellaho
Feel like some logical leaps are taken here
FancyShark
Yes!
1000 Space GDCs
All those ivory carvings Frank got for Christmas start to make sense.
gellaho
Joe finds out his superpower is genetic and not derived from his girlfriend exploding
FancyShark
Fenton Hardy's greatest prank!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Joe was bitten by a radioactive Fenton and gained all the superpowers of Dynamite Thor.
gellaho
Your team? I'm pretty sure you guys are on the same team
gellaho
The best news isn't that your dad is still alive, Joe?
FancyShark
Joe knows which man he wants as Dad
gellaho
Khoo got Rubied
gellaho
Jack Rubied
Fatamatician: Curator
Swarthy sob
FancyShark
Shot by a laser gun or we not doing that any more?
gellaho
Gun
FancyShark
Woopsie
gellaho
Makes sense Joe would think of his dad after the possible terrorist lady friend
1000 Space GDCs
I guess having their suspect murdered in custody is another ten points for the Hardys.
FancyShark
Okay, but hear me out: she's pretty
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Maze of assassins is nothing out of the ordinary, but THIS one is thicc.
gellaho
We have defeated (breathes in) The Hardy Boys Casefiles ™️ #65: Operation Phoenix #2: No Mercy
FancyShark
We did it!
1000 Space GDCs
Good riffing everyone.
FancyShark
And thank you gellaho!
gellaho
So concludes this, the 72nd Edition of The Book Cage
gellaho
I think that is the actual longest Hardy Boys I've read to date
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Thanks muchly as usual @gellaho
gellaho
Got an extra 20 pages in there for no real reason
moonfish817
So Supernatural took direct inspiration from this book with the whole " We gotta find dad" thing
Brendan
Annnnd bac--aw crap
Fatamatician: Curator
I only have time for pieces, but I am very grateful for this tradition @gellaho
Brendan
Just gonna bind Joe around the neck and hang him outside the abbey window so he can't go to the authorities.
Truly, the lord's work was done today in this abbey by Brother @gellaho
Brendan
RIP Tom Hardy, the third brother.
Brendan
Cost him an eardrum but he got his...uh, vengeance?
Brendan
Khoo should have done muay thai and absolutely wrecked Frank's shit for him.
It is going to be so incredibly awkward when Joe gives Khoo a grandson named Fenton.
Brendan
Oh NOW it's dived instead of dove.
Hot Dog Uncle TommyG ❤ You ALL!
Wow! 72 editions. 7 more to go and you tied the TOS Star Trek episode count
Brendan
Hardys are like Highlanders: they assume many identities and can only be killed by another of their kind.
Fenton not even calling his wife to assure her he's okay is sadistic.
#JumsaiKhooDidntKillHimself