75: 3 Cyborg Kickboxer Victor Appleton

gellaho

Time to die

FancyShark

CHONG LI! CHONG LI!

Brendan

salad is here.

byeeee

FancyShark

Take care, @Brendan ! See you at the meat party!

gellaho

Well, that is convenient

gellaho

FancyShark

Years of McRibs finally take their toll

1000 Space GDCs

Duke is fucking hammered.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Oh do you think it might be lingering injuries from when the meth jaguar man broke a piece of lumber over his fuckin back? Tom? Do you think maybe?

Nah its Dukes underlying congenital heart condition he's been struggling with his whole life.

gellaho

Maybe the latest we've ever got to the preview

gellaho

FancyShark

So Tom's revelation was pointless

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Hahahaha Electric Dim Mak.

FancyShark

The End

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Tom screamed back at Weisel "YOU DARE ACCUSE THOR, GOD OF THUNDER?!"

1000 Space GDCs

Them's the risk you take when you fight a child in powered armor with no fight doctors.

LyraV

Maybe slap the shirt on him and electric him up or something Tom or just do anything really.

gellaho

And there's no way to test it once it's touched the ground

FancyShark

Choso hides the blowgun in his shirt and slinks into the crowd

gellaho

Five second rule of poison

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Uh maybe yall should give Duke some emergency care? If he's got his oxygen cut off he's still alive.

gellaho

Wakka wakka

FancyShark

USE A PAPER STRAW, YOU FIEND!

gellaho

Humanoids is back

LyraV

Master Choso is going to fuck this guy up.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Well.......that makes no sense. Like you could get a new meat golem to represent, my dude.

FancyShark

I don't think cameras are an effective barrier

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Also he just got his ass kicked by a teen, a meth lunatic, and a teen again. His career is more or less over.

Also he did a kidnapping?

gellaho

Electricity is magic

gellaho

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Yeah sure, do reiki. Suck his dick for all it matters.

FancyShark

for fuck's sake, Tom, just intubate him

LyraV

Tom Swift and his Magical Fishnet Shirt

1000 Space GDCs

Tom needs to invent an electric CPR machine.

gellaho

Magic

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

If Duke gets better its 100% because Duke was going to survive anyway and not Toms magic electro shirt.

FancyShark

Seriously, if his throat is closed, you intubate, you fucking goblin

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Oh god Duke is gonna be one of those magnet bracelet weirdos from now on, Tom what have you done?!

gellaho

Swifty Swift

FancyShark

Duke's brain was starved for oxygen

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Yeah I already invented something that makes your whole sport stupid easy, what the fuck do you think I need to keep doing it for?"

LyraV

This author thinks nicknames are just the most annoying shit you could come up with.

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"Kickboxing just became something like archery."

"Five hundred meter pointed stick hurl."

"Cave man shit, you dig?"

gellaho

Looks like Tom has learned absolutely nothing

gellaho

The End

FancyShark

And thus, the Mutant League was born

gellaho

Maybe these books can get stupider

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

"You see, if I attach a jet engine and steering fins to the football, I can control it with this RC car remote."

LyraV

He'll kill you one day Rick.

1000 Space GDCs

Tom's inventions increase CBT injuries in the NFL by 500%

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Fuck yeah Tom makes a Superfriends episode!

FancyShark

I want to read more of these just to see how much the author doesn't understand more science

1000 Space GDCs

This is just that episode of Star trek where Barclay turns into a spider.

gellaho

We have defeated Tom Swift #3: Cyborg Kickboxer

LyraV

Tom Swift #4 the DNA Disaster, hosted by Maury Povich

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Also Rick is still friends with Tom after he was nearly killed by his electric suit and is available for being turned into an ape man.

FancyShark

We did it!

Stellar work, everyone!

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Jesus Christ that face.

1000 Space GDCs

That was some intense madness. Good work everyone.

FancyShark

Hell yes to the new title, @1000 Space GDCs !

LyraV

You were all stellar tonight!

1000 Space GDCs

Go to book jail, Tom Swift.

gellaho

It's beauty is how I've chosen to represent myself

FancyShark

Thank you, @gellaho !

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Whichever character thats meant to be has a sweet mustache.

gellaho

Fighting Cyborg Lasertag Wizards is a bonus

LyraV

@Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage way to rock the jokes!

gellaho

That concludes the 75th Edition of The Book Cage

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Everyone was real funny and on point tonight.

1000 Space GDCs

Yeah we did a good job on this one.

FancyShark

A well-deserved victory, @Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

It was really timely, I'm glad my PC didnt fuck up and I could attend. Earlier it was looking like I was gonna just spend the next week depression napping.

FancyShark

Hope it holds together long enough for you to get a new card

Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage

If it does it does, I feel more at peace with it now I've remember my stock of Old Shitty Laptops.

They are good enough to run some simple games and keep me on Discord and thats all I need at the end of the day.

FancyShark

Have a great night, everybody! Talk to you tomorrow!

Brendan

Holy shnerk that is five concepts

hail, hail @Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage! A triumph for @Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage! The Senate has granted thee custom to enter the city armed, o Kaiser!

gellaho

#0001

tom swift #3

gellaho

October will bring surprises for all. But you'll have to wait until Monday