116: The Hardy Boys Casefiles #85: Winner Take All Franklin W. Dixon

#85 The Hardy Boys Casefiles

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When crime is on the rise, danger is sure to come down.

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Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

I think they mean to imply that the hand controls somehow blew up?

gellaho

Well, time to eat

FancyShark

"I've been in here for days. Don't inhale."

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

KISS

FancyShark

KISS

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

Not your brother, tho

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Emily: But I won't tell anyone if you do"

Velo

"How did you know where to find me?"

Joe smiled. "That's a long story."

"Why do I hear sobbing?"

"Oh your cousin is wandering the streets because he doesn't feel safe at home any more. Like I said, it's a long story. Let's get pizza!"

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

wait so Joe didn't even kick or charge the door down. A 'wrench' action implies he just pulled on the handle with his crazy ape strength

gellaho

"I need money for my lasers, babe! Come on!"

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

"Emily, this is a blockbuster trilogy, everyone will know"

gellaho

This was supposed to upload before that

Velo

Yep

FancyShark

LASER DEBT

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

reeeeeepo maaaaaan

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

"It's the Lybians, Marty!"

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

She could have at least asked her brother

gellaho

Sure, why not

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

Then again, I probably wouldn't in Emily's situation, seems tacky

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Tech venture capital in the 90's! Abusurd!

FancyShark

TL;DR: Frank reversed the polarity

gellaho

I'm not sure Elmo deserves it either

GDC's Quivering Thews

That is precisely as realistic as making it explode with a logic puzzle

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

fucking George gets a piece of the action? Ben, you are such a mark

Velo

George deserves it

FancyShark

George flinches every time someone makes eye contact now. I'm sure money will help.

gellaho

MUST EAT

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

George: "THOSE ARE THE GUYS"

Velo

Elmo got assaulted by Ben's tugs

in public

That's hush money

Oh my god Tony got away with it

gellaho

Anthony's free in the wind, but at least they caught those incidental burglars

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

What is a whole pile of red herrings called?

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

So George is Ben's cousin. Interesting

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

I guess "Hardy Boys #85"

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

In the next city over, a mysterious psychic named Antonio Spiroglocci shows his new clients the wondrous powers he's learned from his occult books

gellaho

We have defeated The Hardy Boys Casefiles ™️ #85: Winner Take All

FancyShark

We did it!

Velo

We did

FancyShark

Thank you, @gellaho !

LyraV

It was a birthday wonder thanks @gellaho

FancyShark

Great work, everyone!

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

YAYAYAY

Velo

George will have peace to heal

Happy Birthday @LyraV !

GDC's Quivering Thews

Tony's going to roll back into town in a year with a fake moustache and take the rest of Ben's money

Velo

And thank you @gellaho !

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Money anyway

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

george needs to get a job Velo

LyraV

Thank youuuu 🥳

gellaho

So concludes the 116th Edition of The Book Cage

FancyShark

Wait, it's your birthday, @LyraV ?!

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

stop making excuses for him

GDC's Quivering Thews

Thanks everyone!

FancyShark

Happy! Birthday!

:sharkparty:

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

Thanks Gellaho

Happy Birthday, Lyra!

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Thanks!

gellaho

May none of your books be bruised or be given away to a fake psychic for false collateral

Human Mammalian Hybrid Vooster

I'mma eat my books

FancyShark

heck yeah. Dinner time

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

The sequel: Return of the psychic grifter

FancyShark

Have a great night, everyone!

LyraV

Thanks everyone have a wonderful night!!!

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

thanks gellaho, thanks everyone, catch you all next time

Velo

And thank you George and Elmo for suffering for not a single reason!

just existing in the same town as the Hardy Boys

Brendan!™

whodunnit?