FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning
She added that part on the fly.
She added that part on the fly.
all the sex was subtext
but there was a LOT of subtext
The what now
Also its great that in order to win a pointless dick waving contest they made a total idiot literally fight a bear.
That chick is NUTS, John, run!
I knew him and Bluffer was fucking this whole time
She recommended they find a man-bear to diplomacize the bear-men. She never counted on falling in LOVE with him.
"Because you're still trying to figure out how to take off your watch, John"
if you tell the draftee it's a sociological power politics bit, it's not as funny for the audience
John throws her in the drink
"John you've had a hand stuck in a jar for three days and you haven't noticed yet"
Nothing I have seen about this guy tells me he's a man-bear.
she's a shorty not a fatty, just so you know
And im sure the Dilbians are never going to realize that by and large we are pretty much exactly smaller and more fragile than they are.
He got carried across the book in a snuggie
"Gentlemen, we've found our diplomat. I have it on good authority that he once forgot how to sit down."
The Contacts Department so they can get new eyewear
"John then drowns Ty as a fitting example to the Dilbians"
well it was all subtext, now they're just talking about his little ambasador getting cleaned
it's a shame the bears didn't cut him open and plant a tree in his body
"If left to his own devices he will try to hibernate mid torture."
or whatever it was the pigs did in that book
Josh recommends John spend more time with the kidnapper who threatened to torture him
What
the sequels to ender's game
It was just business, John. He only peels fingernails when he's on the clock.
"He wants to try your belt strangle thing"
Drop in on Chaka as a tourist and you might get smacked
Looks like One Man is going with them
Going to be so awkward when One Man uses up all the oxygen with one breath
a mouse and an oragutan exchanging the time of day is not a bad image
John tells One Man about the Power Team
that's at least two good things
Josh and One Man are fuckin
What does clan law say about punishing those who involve without your consent in dangerous diplomacy?
Thats a stickin'.
Which may or may not be a sex thing
Turns out the Streamside Terror was chosen as diplomat instead, which is bold
This bear makes me so happy every time I see him. He rules.
Not you? Then who? I thought you knew. One Man stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Streamside is sent to establish diplomatic ties with a children's hospital. He will be fired in a month.
I mean hes not the MOST unlikely choice for diplomat Ive ever heard of.
I also don't understand
lol
how smart are
Google: BEARS, right?
I think they're talking about penetration
Bizarre
They're getting hitched
I actually want an entire podcast series to explain this bear to me.
So I was right to suggest this entire book was a sex thing
Good
That belt thing was magical
That's the end, I suppose
huh
Aside from five pages of graphical bear love making
We have defeated Spacial Delivery
We did it!
OH NO
RUN
FUCK
Did we?
We didn't so much defeat it as it sort of tapped out
lol I forgot the title
THEY SPELLED SPATIAL WRONG ON THE COVER
Or did Gellaho just carry us across its length?
THE COVER
Doc Domesticated
Great riffing, everyone!
Thank you, @gellaho !
Thank you Gellaho this was a masterpiece
Well that was........certainly a book.
So concludes the 118th Edition of The Book Cage
This was such a great book
I have never thought the bear would be hotter than the human lady
Is there a sequel? It was trying real hard to set one up at the end
I hope one was never even planned.
Never longed for Tingo Spellhands so much in my life.
just hope the center grandfather gets a good trade to the fatties, that was some bullshit coaching in the final plays
Chuck Tingle should get the rights
May you form a magical friendship with a gigantic bear, which is then transferred without notice to a different bear who tried to kill you
Carried by the Bear Mailman
Have a great night, everyone!
Goodnight and...well, it ain't good meat, but berries and honey at least.
Don't try belt or bear stuff at home without training, people!
Good night!
Oh sweet beautiful god yes
Pimp
yep of course
That's the one that collects book 1 and 2
Tragically there is no third book about machine gun bears
I did check
damn, just a publisher who couldn't resist a pun
Yep