118: Spacial Delivery Gordon R. Dickson

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

She added that part on the fly.

disculpa mi tulpa

all the sex was subtext

but there was a LOT of subtext

gellaho

The what now

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

Also its great that in order to win a pointless dick waving contest they made a total idiot literally fight a bear.

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

That chick is NUTS, John, run!

Velo

I knew him and Bluffer was fucking this whole time

Brendan!™

She recommended they find a man-bear to diplomacize the bear-men. She never counted on falling in LOVE with him.

FancyShark

"Because you're still trying to figure out how to take off your watch, John"

disculpa mi tulpa

if you tell the draftee it's a sociological power politics bit, it's not as funny for the audience

gellaho

John throws her in the drink

Velo

"John you've had a hand stuck in a jar for three days and you haven't noticed yet"

Brendan!™

Nothing I have seen about this guy tells me he's a man-bear.

disculpa mi tulpa

she's a shorty not a fatty, just so you know

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

And im sure the Dilbians are never going to realize that by and large we are pretty much exactly smaller and more fragile than they are.

Brendan!™

He got carried across the book in a snuggie

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

"Gentlemen, we've found our diplomat. I have it on good authority that he once forgot how to sit down."

gellaho

The Contacts Department so they can get new eyewear

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

"John then drowns Ty as a fitting example to the Dilbians"

disculpa mi tulpa

well it was all subtext, now they're just talking about his little ambasador getting cleaned

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

it's a shame the bears didn't cut him open and plant a tree in his body

Velo

"If left to his own devices he will try to hibernate mid torture."

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

or whatever it was the pigs did in that book

gellaho

Josh recommends John spend more time with the kidnapper who threatened to torture him

gellaho

Velo

What

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

the sequels to ender's game

FancyShark

It was just business, John. He only peels fingernails when he's on the clock.

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

"He wants to try your belt strangle thing"

disculpa mi tulpa

Drop in on Chaka as a tourist and you might get smacked

gellaho

Looks like One Man is going with them

FancyShark

Going to be so awkward when One Man uses up all the oxygen with one breath

disculpa mi tulpa

a mouse and an oragutan exchanging the time of day is not a bad image

gellaho

John tells One Man about the Power Team

disculpa mi tulpa

that's at least two good things

Velo

Josh and One Man are fuckin

Brendan!™

What does clan law say about punishing those who involve without your consent in dangerous diplomacy?

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

Thats a stickin'.

Velo

Which may or may not be a sex thing

gellaho

Turns out the Streamside Terror was chosen as diplomat instead, which is bold

Brendan!™

This bear makes me so happy every time I see him. He rules.

disculpa mi tulpa

Not you? Then who? I thought you knew. One Man stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

FancyShark

Streamside is sent to establish diplomatic ties with a children's hospital. He will be fired in a month.

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

I mean hes not the MOST unlikely choice for diplomat Ive ever heard of.

gellaho

I also don't understand

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

lol

Brendan!™

how smart are

Google: BEARS, right?

FancyShark

I think they're talking about penetration

gellaho

Bizarre

FancyShark

They're getting hitched

disculpa mi tulpa

I actually want an entire podcast series to explain this bear to me.

Velo

So I was right to suggest this entire book was a sex thing

Good

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

That belt thing was magical

gellaho

That's the end, I suppose

FancyShark

huh

Velo

Aside from five pages of graphical bear love making

gellaho

We have defeated Spacial Delivery

FancyShark

We did it!

Velo

OH NO

RUN

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

FUCK

Brendan!™

Did we?

GDC's Quivering Thews

We didn't so much defeat it as it sort of tapped out

Tom Owns Diebel's Grave

lol I forgot the title

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

THEY SPELLED SPATIAL WRONG ON THE COVER

Brendan!™

Or did Gellaho just carry us across its length?

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

THE COVER

Brendan!™

Doc Domesticated

FancyShark

Great riffing, everyone!

FancyShark

Thank you, @gellaho !

Velo

Thank you Gellaho this was a masterpiece

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

Well that was........certainly a book.

gellaho

So concludes the 118th Edition of The Book Cage

Velo

This was such a great book

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

I have never thought the bear would be hotter than the human lady

Velo

Is there a sequel? It was trying real hard to set one up at the end

FlippantSausages Daddy Lightning

I hope one was never even planned.

Brendan!™

Never longed for Tingo Spellhands so much in my life.

disculpa mi tulpa

just hope the center grandfather gets a good trade to the fatties, that was some bullshit coaching in the final plays

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Chuck Tingle should get the rights

gellaho

May you form a magical friendship with a gigantic bear, which is then transferred without notice to a different bear who tried to kill you

Brendan!™

Carried by the Bear Mailman

FancyShark

Have a great night, everyone!

Brendan!™

Goodnight and...well, it ain't good meat, but berries and honey at least.

P.Boart vs Knockoff Xenomorphs

Don't try belt or bear stuff at home without training, people!

Good night!

Velo

Oh sweet beautiful god yes

gellaho

Pimp

gellaho

disculpa mi tulpa

yep of course

Velo

That's the one that collects book 1 and 2

Tragically there is no third book about machine gun bears

I did check

disculpa mi tulpa

damn, just a publisher who couldn't resist a pun

Velo

Velo

Yep