94.3: The Death of Nancy Drew Anthony Del Col & Joe Eisma

gellaho

Nancy Drew vows to string these two along for the rest of time

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And further evidence nobody liked Fenton.

Joe. Frank. You can be friends with a woman, but if you lose an ear during one of your........hijinks? Maybe you should not hang out with her anymore.

FancyShark

Eat all the dicks, Anthony

gellaho

We have defeated The Death of Nancy Drew

FancyShark

We did it!

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Fuck you, Nancy didnt even die metaphorically.

gellaho

No, she still sucks

And so concludes "Proving I Am a Serious Artist by Ruining the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew"

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I hope it hurts when FancyShark eats Anthony.

gellaho

And this, the 94th edition of The Book Cage

FancyShark

It will. I'm using salsa.

Great riffing, everyone!

Thank you, @gellaho !

gellaho

May all your sluts be total

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Thanks @gellaho. I wonder how much worse this year can get, but in a good way.

FancyShark

Have a great night!

gellaho

Remember that the slut didn't really get any justice

And George was involved... somehow. That wasn't really paid off

Ramona... existed

Did Dr Khan get arrested or what?

I'm also not sure if the female Bobbsey twin survived that car crash

Or if Carson ended up with their mom

What a well written story

gellaho

I have a whole host of Nicole Davidson books left