95: A Hardy Boys and Tom Swift Ultra Thriller #2: The Alien Factor Franklin W. Dixon

#2 A Hardy Boys and Tom Swift Ultra Thriller

Tags: The Year of Pain
The future is in the stars... the possibilites unlimited... the dangers beyond belief!

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Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

He's frozen Mina in carbonite!

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Okay that IS peak rich person.

But cmon book.

FancyShark

That's some Goldfinger shit

gellaho

Better question, why is any of this happening

GDC

They even did the stolen art bit from dr. no

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Belt?

It was a belt thing?

What the fuck is the point of this?

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Point?

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It's amazing how just this one detail has thrown my whole sense of this off.

FancyShark

The author is just openly defying the prompt they were given

gellaho

Cylinders

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Stop saying "penetrated"

FancyShark

"Like this-"

<zip>

Joe and Frank: "NO!"

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There are so many other words you could use. Like "stuck my hand thru" or "Bypassed."

gellaho

Hey, look: it's the cover

gellaho

(black laser cylinders not pictured)

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

They're behind the black. Chilling with Homestar.

FancyShark

We could have had star adventures. But no, we had to settle for SPECTRE's little brother

gellaho

OK, so the lasers are programmed not to shoot the art. But, the suit of armor isn't included in that?

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The face of a person admiring a butt and not being covert about it.