135: The Chronicles of Galen Sword #1: Shifter Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

they don't have the balls to say fuck

gellaho

Why

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

When I lived in London, "bloody" was explained as meaning "God's blood" or "blood of Christ"

gellaho

Also, stop saying bloody

FancyShark

I guess the military might as well show up

gellaho

OK, sure

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

Fools, guns are the best magic

FancyShark

But they need helicopters?

gellaho

Martin still refuses to explain anything, cool

Velo Might Be A Ghost

Helicopters are the third best magic

gellaho

It's not like this book is almost over or anything

Velo Might Be A Ghost

Gotta save something for the sequel

Like Ja'nette's funeral

FancyShark

They probably put her in a yard refuse bag

Tom, Wizard Columbo

she'll come back, she's just having a healing Kryptonian sleep

gellaho

So, the child murderer trips over Ko

FancyShark

woop

And the magic ninjas just decimating their ranks

gellaho

You'll never guess who made it through the ambush

gellaho

So, I don't really understand Roth here. He wanted to have Seth become the next leader of the Pendragon clan. But now Seth has gone rogue and doesn't care about the crystal, which gives Seth power

But Roth is still dead set on protecting the crystal

gellaho

For some reason

Even though Roth isn't a shapeshifter

FancyShark

I think Judith or Garf forgot their plan

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

His pet peeve is depowering crystals

Pisses him off soooo much

gellaho

Seth still goes for it

gellaho

And I can't really follow what the action is here

But, somehow Seth gets cut into a bunch of pieces when the portal collapses

FancyShark

huh

Tom, Wizard Columbo

sounds like you could have just said it cut his legs off

gellaho

He's still alive, somehow

Tom, Wizard Columbo

the portal closed and cut seth's legs off

gellaho

Judfield gets some more weird child stuff in here

FancyShark

You know, maybe don't have the narration refer to the guy by the slur?

gellaho

Do you remember when this book started by implying a werewolf was eating kittens and puppies, but instead just wanted to play with them?

Weird

And now, he's Galen's dead, naked childhood friend

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

"And you.... look like a butt!" dies

gellaho

Wait, more weird stuff. Martin admits to wanting to eat Ja'Nette. So that's fun

FancyShark

wtf

Judfield, you do know you can rewrite stuff, don't you?

gellaho

Ko is collecting samples

gellaho

Apparently, she's gone insane

Tom, Wizard Columbo

"oh I just noticed this is crazy"

gellaho

They exit the condominium that held the shapeshifter clan

gellaho

Ko quits

gellaho

Also quits for Forsyte

Galen's brother randomly appears

gellaho

Gives him a ring, then leaves

gellaho

Great story telling, Judfield

FancyShark

We'll never forget you, horrible people we never really got to know

gellaho

Martin can't open the door

gellaho

And, this might be hard to believe. That is, in fact, the end

FancyShark

Fuck this entire book

gellaho

Oh, if only I could be illiterate

Velo Might Be A Ghost

Fuck this- yeah what Shark said

gellaho

We have defeated The Chronicles of Galen Sword #1: Shifter

Tom, Wizard Columbo

what an incredible journey

FancyShark

"We can get the number higher"

We did it!

Thank you, @gellaho !

gellaho

Say thanks to @Fatamatician: The Curator

FancyShark

Great work, everyone!

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

Thank you @gellaho !!!

FancyShark

Thank you, @Fatamatician: The Curator !

gellaho

I've read the first chapter of the second book, let me tell you, I have no idea how this ties into that

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

Book 2 was in a previous book cage, tight?

Oh, nm

Fatamatician: The Curator

I am grateful for gellaho carrying on this most special event.

Tom, Wizard Columbo

lol they just forgot their own plot and had to start from scratch

PhysWiz vs Owlkohol

Or worse: they are trying to be exciting by making it seem like a different book at the start

Velo Might Be A Ghost

Thank you @gellaho

Great surviving everyone

Tom, Wizard Columbo

I'm finding it difficult to thank gellaho for this one

Velo Might Be A Ghost

That's fair, but he didn't read ahead on this. He had no way of knowing how dark and stupid this one was going to get

Tom, Wizard Columbo

forgiveness will come with time

gellaho

I don't need forgiveness