gellaho
Always a good sign when you start thinking in German and hallucinating
71: THE NEW AToms' BOMBSHELL Robert Browne
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Madder than the Mets... Dippier than the Dodgers... And more exasperating than the Cubs or the White Sox-The new AToms had nowhere to go but up!
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gellaho
FancyShark
It does lose something when he only agreed because money and spinelessness
gellaho
Or a vague baseball dream
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
And he's having cosmic LSD hallucinations?
FancyShark
Dang, that's right
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Like all the time?
Brendan
trust your feelings, Luke.
gellaho
We now return you to Old Man Heart Patient
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Like maybe he needs that computer so he doesnt rip off his shirt because its strangling him and declare himself the Lizard King of Third Base.
FancyShark
If Browne brings in baseball nazis, I think that's hack scifi bingo
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"We played so badly that day, we killed our fan."
gellaho
Just barreling into cartoon land
FancyShark
"In fact, he's dead"
gellaho
Thrill at technicalities
gellaho
Looooong technicalities
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Goooooooood just have a big fight.
I hear they used to do that at baseball games.
Just everyone run to the center of the field and beat the shit out of each other.
Back when baseball was cool.
FancyShark
LEVIATHAN: EXECUTE COMMAND OMEGA
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"OMEGA MODE ACTIVATED!"
FancyShark
<bunts>
"Take your base"
gellaho
🎵 Baseball for looooove 🎵
FancyShark
"You. You're the best. Around."
Brendan
Who could have seen this coming??
alfredo disco jakesy (69)
We need your bangin' titties now more than ever
gellaho
Skipped a very long section where Whitehead struck out because he saw a horsefly
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
"No one could ever keep your titties down!"
"They're the best. AROUUUUND!"
FancyShark
The respect Browne has for the mentally aberrant is inspiring
gellaho
Such juicy watermelons
gellaho
It nearly killed the old man
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
heheheheh melons.
FancyShark
"You know he's going to throw the ball. He has no idea if you're going to swing at it."
gellaho
Yay! Divisional championship!
FancyShark
hooray
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
Yayyyyyyyyyy now Mattmike gets to blow Judy's back wall out.
gellaho
On to the AL Championship! And the World Series!
gellaho
J/k the end
FancyShark
HAHAHAHAHA
alfredo disco jakesy (69)
Hahaha
Holy shit
There's no way
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
LOOOOOOOOL
FancyShark
The gall to say he's a baseball fan
Brendan
I mean basically confirming my theory.
alfredo disco jakesy (69)
And that he thinks he can play!
Lehcar, Dog si ym Natas
that ending really blindsided me
FancyShark
Which one?
Lehcar, Dog si ym Natas
Like a baseball to the tit
Brendan
Tom = groundskeeper
Lehcar, Dog si ym Natas
Probably from all his reading and finger exercises
Brendan
Thanks for a great double header, hot dogs.
gellaho
And if you love baseball and sci-fi, you'll love... The Wizard of Oz?
FancyShark
You too, Brendan!
Lehcar, Dog si ym Natas
well it is an outlandish fantasy with very weak continuity
FancyShark
Thank you for being our guide, @gellaho !
Great riffing, everyone!
Horse Boxing Flippant Sausage
And so is Wizard of Oz, hachachachacha.
FancyShark
heyooooooo!
gellaho
We have defeated THE NEW AToms' BOMBSHELL
gellaho
So concludes this edition of The Book Cage
gellaho
May all of your adventures end abruptly and anticlimactically
alfredo disco jakesy (69)
Really he's looking for love in the dugout
Wait I call dibs on that title
Love In the Dugout by Jakesy & Friends
FancyShark
An Erotic Memoir in 37 Volumes
gellaho
Will Matt get his money or name back?
What of professor Norbert?
Robert Browne says no thank you