NostraThomas TommyG
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87: Gen¹³: Netherwar Christopher Golden and Jeff Mariotte
#2 Gen¹³
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The Year of Pain
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FancyShark
I'd scream too if I had to pass a stone
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Drink your water, kids!
NostraThomas TommyG
And clean your horn
Star King Flippant Sausage
"OH NO I AM CURSED WITH SWEET LASER VISION AND A FUCKABLE ROBOT ASSISTANT!"
GDC
I'm going to assume we've already made the necessary Austin powers jokes.
NostraThomas TommyG
Fire away
gellaho
Ivana takes a second to kill Clark
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Lois is going to fuck you up, Ivana.
FancyShark
She seems surprised her "murder anyone she doesn't like" didn't inspire loyalty
NostraThomas TommyG
Be nice. Look who Ivana's daughter is
Star King Flippant Sausage
I'm kind of surprised Clark didnt see this coming too.
Like YOU WATCHED HER DO IT!
I know its hard to remember the rest of the book, Clark, but you have to try harder than this.
NostraThomas TommyG
Amnesia is an epidemic in these stories
gellaho
Grunge turns into the horn
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
I'd want to forget I was in this book too
FancyShark
"Blow me"
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
THAT WORKS?
Star King Flippant Sausage
Clark is clearly a card carrying member of the Face Eating Panther Party.
NostraThomas TommyG
A warm…sticky sensation washing over him?
gellaho
For some reason that levitates them out of the collapsing casino
Star King Flippant Sausage
No fuck you, book. You cannot be giving Grunge a spiritual awakening.
gellaho
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Grunge left Gen13 to found the Power Team
NostraThomas TommyG
Freaking shave already!
FancyShark
oop, story over. Everyone out.
Star King Flippant Sausage
Fuck your goddam soul patch.
Worse face hair choice of the 90s.
NostraThomas TommyG
Soul patch idiot
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Flavor saver
Star King Flippant Sausage
Grow a beard or at least commit to mutton chops.
NostraThomas TommyG
It takes less than 15 minutes to shave!
Star King Flippant Sausage
Wolverine committed to mutton chops and you dont see him complaining!
Sex Metal Mordred Homicidal 👸
I used to call them chin pussies because it looked like the "landing strip" some women leave when they shave everything else.
NostraThomas TommyG
Just deliver a full whiny monologue about how much your life sucks as you shave
gellaho
They drop the Cardinal off at the airport and time for the strip club!
FancyShark
It's one of the least comfortable parts of the face to have hair! You are choosing this!
gellaho
The End
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Good fucking god.
FancyShark
hahahaha
NostraThomas TommyG
And now the orgy begins
THAT would have been interesting
LyraVarloid
Wow that was fucking amazing
Star King Flippant Sausage
Grunge, are you even old enough to get INTO a titty bar?
NostraThomas TommyG
@gellaho dang, bro. This was a hurtful one
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
I don't think I'll ever feel insecure about my writing again.
Star King Flippant Sausage
Also..........Grunge.......you're in Nevada. You can go to a brothel.
GDC
That was a rough one. Good work, hotdoggers.
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Excellent work, cage team!
FancyShark
Great riffing, everyone!
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Thank you @gellaho !
FancyShark
Thanks, @gellaho !
LyraVarloid
Baffling a work of art thank you @gellaho
Agent of Fortune
Wow
Thanks @gellaho
NostraThomas TommyG
Now a palate cleanser in #doomed
Captain Marvel part 3!
Star King Flippant Sausage
I'm glad to be given this proof I was right to think Gen13 was a stupid comic for booger eaters.
gellaho
We have defeated Gen¹³: Netherwar
Star King Flippant Sausage
gimme a second, I really have to use the bathroom!
FancyShark
We did it!
GDC
I can't remember a book more worthy of book jail.
Agent of Fortune
Before you toss this book into the cage who did the interior art @gellaho ?
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Human anatomy is my passion
Brendan
A force that would quell Hell itself. I call my power...my CURSE..the Mojo.
FancyShark
The GEL13 is amazing
gellaho
Agent of Fortune
Nice
NostraThomas TommyG
Seriously, thank you @gellaho
FancyShark
Agent called it! Nice!
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Fucking lock this book up and throw away the key, Warden
gellaho
So concludes the 87th Edition of The Book Cage
NostraThomas TommyG
Book Cage is always a highlight of the week
gellaho
May your holy artifacts never be soiled by Grunge
NostraThomas TommyG
And shave!
FancyShark
Have a great night, hotdoggers! See you tomorrow!
Brendan
Holy mackerel that was a ride.
But that idiot priest delivered us all.
Agent of Fortune
So does grunge only listen to Creed now?
GDC
I need a shower after reading about Grunge.
Brendan
seven straight pages of medieval litigation.
Grunge became the lips of God and immediately approved of sex work. The matter is settled.
Or the trachea, I dunno.
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
Speaking of superheroes with attitude, highly recommend y'all check out James Robinson's Starman series if you haven't already. Extremely good comic
gellaho
I was more irritated by the 100 pages of fighting in the back of a casino
It was endless and repetitive. You have no idea
King Tingo Badgerhands 👑
I genuinely cannot imagine what firsthand exposure to prose this bad must be like if the snapshots we got were already that painful.
This was sold! In stores! For money!
The mind boggles.
gellaho
At least the characters changed and the bad lady didn't get away
Oh wait
That was all entirely pointless
Brendan
I am completely sincere when I say the thought of a 500-year-old Hans Moleman mumbling incessantly about shit even historians speed-run to a group of half-clothed college freshmen who are assholes by design is the good comedy I come here for.
You can't get that good kind of weirdness from the Hardys. Truly bonkers.
gellaho
Then they tried to turn the priest into a bad guy, but just dropped him off at the airport so why even bother writing that. Other than the pointless stakes raising at the end
Brendan
I assess that sequence at .654 Morans.
Thank you for your bravery, @gellaho