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Is it really happening?
Is he really dying?
A happy ending??
91: The Planet Wizard John Jakes
#2 Dragonard
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Which would decide the fate of Galaxy II - sorcery or science? Or, Magus Blacklaw - a false wizard trying to perform a miracle.
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Mrs. Rachel Jorgam
He was stabbed to death, outside a macdonalds
FancyShark
So yeah, happy ending
gellaho
A whole two lines of tension
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FUCK
FancyShark
DAMMIT
gellaho
Time for some melon sleep
LyraV
Thank you Graphos and goodnight.
FancyShark
"It was a great action scene. You should have been there."
gellaho
Vroom vroom
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They followed the think-machine's master plan
Designed and directed by its red right hand
gellaho
"I almost just died and we're entering orbit, this may be the worst time to ask"
FancyShark
"Oh shit. You brought Maya in, right?"
"No, I thought you did."
"I left her on the roof of the ship!"
gellaho
Mounteback
GDC
Magus is regretting drinking all the booze on the ship on the way there.
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Cuz I ain't no mounteback gurrrl
gellaho
Perfect time for a sexual fantasy
FancyShark
Meanwhile, the maggots have settled in to his neck
gellaho
And nap time
Mrs. Rachel Jorgam
Catto's genocidal star empire would last a century
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What a line to end on
gellaho
The End
FancyShark
That's right. Catto was the hero all along.
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Booooo
FancyShark
Maya and Robin would give birth to a healthy 12 pound concussion
LyraV
truths light felt pretty meh about the whole thing really
gellaho
We have defeated The Planet Wizard
FancyShark
We did it!
That was incredibly painful
Thank you, @gellaho !
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What a step down from the madcap whimsy of the first book.
But I'm glad we caged this sucker, it deserved it
LyraV
It was a truly a journey thank you everyone for taking it with me
GDC
Hooray for feudalism, I guess?
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Thanks again, gellaho & gang!
gellaho
So concludes the 91st Edition of The Book Cage
gellaho
And RIP to my man John Jakes
FancyShark
🫗
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John Jakes, novelist and Ballard Street character
LyraV
bwahahaha YES
GDC
He even has the pants