92: Crash Landing Nicole Davidson

FancyShark

Thanks for developing that character right as we stop the story, Kathryn

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Nathan fucking quits the series, good for him

gellaho

"Hey, kids, drop out of school and get into boat rental!"

FancyShark

GED? So the SAT thing didn't work out?

gellaho

Such great friends

FancyShark

Cue "What a Wonderful World"

GDC

As soon as Kelly is gone Nathan breathes a sigh of relief and grabs a whiskey

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

lmao that is so fucking sad, Nathan is self aware enough to know he's not even a minor character in this book and we all forgot about him when he wasnt being talked about directly.

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Is Kelly going to look back at an empty room and flick the lights off before she leaves now

gellaho

THOSE ARE MY ATHLETIC SHOES, BITCH

gellaho

Reminder: Frank Peterson is Kelly's dad, not Frank Riley wheelchair guy

Because Kathryn though it'd be a good idea to have two Franks in this book

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Kelly is getting a new fuckin Mom Cop!

GDC

Fucking Kelly's dad is a real power move

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Hahaha is the cop trying to fuck her dad??

I can't believe it. An actual twist.

And it only came on the last page of the book.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

How else do cops get laid? They fuck family members of crime victims.

Or just crime victims.

GDC

Or people in their custody

gellaho

I guess that's one way to end a book

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Sometimes the victims of their own crimes.

Actually statistically alot more than sometimes.

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

I can't believe this nothing story ended up being a two parter.

LyraV

I just don't even....

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

Kelly you are such a fuckin dork, who is happy about their dad nailing a cop?

FancyShark

Kelly will have to figure out the best way to tell her new mom she's ugly

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Like, genuinely, nothing fucking happened.

But there was so much of it!

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

On the upside Kelly can now ward off her new mom with crushed fentanyl sprinkled around her door.

gellaho

We have defeated Crash Landing

GDC

Kelly is self-infantilizing

FancyShark

WE DID IT!

📯

Badger, Gun-Tutting Cardinal

Jesus, fucking burn this book, dude.

Holy shit.

Paws of a Goose Flippant Sausage

I wish this book was a person so I could beat it with a rusty pipe but we DID IT!

GDC

Kathryn belongs in book jail.

LyraV

I mean...that ending certainly crashed.

FancyShark

Thank you, @gellaho !