Spurt Hartwood: How poetic, nature versus unchecked capitalism.

Thad Cockrang: I prefer to use the term "free market".

Anasta Pound: Looks like Abner is firing up his secret technique for the second time today. The refractory period on that is impressive.

Thad Cockrang: Look at that stamina!

Anasta Pound: What's this, the sounds of the bells and whistles on the clockwork dick armor are spooking Hart's stag!

Spurt Hartwood: That's not any whistle, that's a PTX 4000 brass-lined pneumatic steam valve!

Anasta Pound: The stag hates it! He's fled the arena, leaving Hart vulnerable for a full frontal attack!

Spurt Hartwood: Unchecked capitalism wins, we will not be learning any profound lessons today.

Eugene B. Snoot: ¿Guau?