gellaho
Make sure to keep extensive records of your duplicitous activities
Make sure to keep extensive records of your duplicitous activities
Certainly, this will not enter into future actions
Certainly not. Why would it?
"We call it "Chekov's Recording System""
It's just several bros plotting treason
As bros do
Sark is getting so annoyed that Law won't take the hint and steal the tapes to bring down Baron
Hahahahhaha people love keeping records of how they systematically planned to overthrow part of the government and sabotage diplomatic efforts.
"Tapes? What are these tapes you speak of, Sol man? On Holoz we yell at a parrot when we want to record things."
"For some reason we only ever record "Wanna pistache!"
Condition Mob
So far, it's only Condition Star Wars Opening Night
The successor to Hot Topic
Possibly escalating to Condition Mardi Gras
Eventually it will become Condition Sports Win\Loss
Condition Mob is when they have guns AND cannoli.
Eggs squirting gas
So far, this sounds like a normal family reunion
The Baron: "Ok, so I need to be imprisoned for a political crime in order to collect a very specific inheritance, and so far all I;ve done is got very rich and on the verge of overthrowing the government"
Like the eggs from Alien but instead of a face fucking spider demon its full of farts.
There's only so many shapes with short names, old sci fi messed me up
The Sky Inny
THIS IS AMERIKKKA
everything is blocky or round or eggy
Is it actually 2m or is this like Trump needing a bigger inauguration?
I don't think saying you're there on a date is going to impress him, emergency or not
But its a Man Date!
This tunnel is filled with people making out
That last sentence was Jakes thinking out loud
God I hate it when a couple making out is blocking the entrance to the foyer.
Like make out in the hall or make out in the foyer, but not in the doorway!
Unless you want company
Its like fucking in a theater, its in public and you are inviting people to watch.
Wheeeeee!
And I'm getting paid $500.
Dont get mad at me, Couple Two Rows Down, I can see you, you could just go home.
The wildest shit I saw online last year was some adult baby / little found his exhibitionist nursing momma and they decided to ride the 7 and then get irate at everyone else, screaming "Mind your business!"
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND IT'S MAKING THIS OUR BUSINESS.
I mean you have to do some wild shit to even get a weird look on a train.
Law considers giving up his tribe to stop the war. Luckily, people start shooting Sark's men for him
Oh that is lucky
SAVED BY THE SECRET SERVICE!?
"Jockeying your freezo"
It's the new trend among teens. Is your child one of them? Find out tonight, at 10
The never before mentioned or present secret service save the day
The swarthy friends
Its always good to have friends, but you should never describe a friend as "swarthy"
But what if they're pirates?
We have no indication that these men are not pirates
Sark grabs on as the tube stops levitating people
This system seems unsafe
Kick him! Kick him in the face!
KICK OR KISS
What Would Bubba King Do?
Oh now you sound like my latte-colored Arab Berber Moor friends from somewhere in Africa. I think it's north? Hon? Is there a north Africa?
Sark decides to fight
Okay, my cousin-wife says my friends are actually Albanian Mohammedians.
Little late for that Sark.
This
THis is what Bubba King would do
These dudes been brawling for 400 pages
One on one. For some reason
So the conditioning wore off?
Birdfucker decides to do something for once
Three murdering punches, followed by slap
I mean even if Law loses the fistfight Sark is still in a ring of black clad operators who will probably stomp him out. Might as well get your licks in.
I'm not used to young Mick Foley, it's weird.
Mick Foley has always been our rad uncle.
Not our crazy college friend.
The conditioning never wore on
Literally a Sifu combo. Punch, punch, punch, slap.
lol
Sark is bad at stuff and things
He cant even sissy hypno ONE psychic birdman.
Law pulls out an eye
Fuck
Fuck yes
"Go get your eye, bitch!" Birdfucker shouts
as he chucks a mans eye
Why did you attach pain receptors to his optic nerve?
Of course a bird would go for the eyes
Eye gouging in the foyer?! Good heavens.
"You fools! don't just watch! drop some beats!"
Everyone knows the foyer is for dick biting and testicle rending ONLY!
Law stops before total murder
Hod damn it Birdfucker
You do eye gouging and fishhooking in the parlor.
Now Sark rears up with a knife and Law kills him but it's okay
gasp
:shockshark:
SECRET DOUBLE AGENT BET!
Congrats Law, she didnt betray you for money! She did it as a job!
Felix Macadoo
How could the lady who immediately betrayed her husband be a traitor?!
The ignorant slut is back!
Its totally okay you spiritually cheated on your bird girlfriend with her.
Felix Macadoo is a macaw sitting on a perch in the next room
Let me taste your tang
hahahahhahaha they're not even with the government, she hired the Space Pinkertons with Sir Bobs own money.
During this, Sark got into a mechahitler suit and is winding up the chainguns
I like to imagine Sark is screaming and rolling around in a puddle of his own eye blood about five feet away from this
I might have told them, who knows?
Because they obviously killed everyone, Law. Law. Obviously.
Law. Why did you think they wouldnt?
That's why you always tape your conversations
Super dead, Birdfucker.
The deadest fucking village.
OH MY GOD
It's finally happening
She's Rex Moran!
The femme fatale was the private dick!
haha, holy shit, she is
HE'S BEEN REBORN
GO REX GO
MOISTEN! THOSE! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSS!
KISS
BRAIN! MELT! THE OLIGARCH!
DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
ALSO THAT
BOTH ARE GOOD
Stop being a wuuuuuuuuss!
BURN DOWN SPACE
EAT THE RICH AS PUDDING
Well, that's not good
KISS THE OLIGARCH
Come over here and watch your people die.
"This part is pretty funny"
Chlorgamma-5
"Please don't think about how convenient it is that you can't see the people who did the killing and we have a large enough group to easily have two of ours use their uniforms"
On the plus side, they abandoned him for fighting back and now he doesn't have to explain the loss of the bone chest.
"Just so you know, they died in pain."
"And fear."
Like did we ever see him have a positive interaction outside of his two friends and family members?
Back up the tube!
"It was, frankly, impossible for them to understand what was happening to them."
And their own mayonaise-y poop
"Which only added to the fear, which, in turn, increased their pain."
"Every single victim shat themselves."
Do it, Law
"Anyways. Glad you're alright."
MELT THE FAT MANS BRAIN!
Do it so hard he bursts into flame and runs out the window.
Melty brains
Make his brain quake like a bowlful of jelly!
Well that guy did nothing wrong
haha, he melted a guy's brain with memories of his girlfriend
We're just killing mall cops now
All P.C.s are bastards.
can relate
ROOOOOOOBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRTTT
Bet is wondering if she said something wrong
BOOOOOOBBB
"WHATS MASSACREING MY TRIBE?! ITS BEHIND THE SPACE BASTARDS!"
The stylus of security
Its just to make him feel better, its the rich guy version of a blanket.
The clicky noise is soothing.
This guy must drink a lot to stay hydrated
with all the sweating
Sir Robert flaps
"No seriously, that guy was just as racist as me."
"Before I kill you, I would like to know if that payment you offered is still on the table"
The number of zeroes will help me decide how many thousand years to take in killing you
"If you give all your money away to poor people I'll let you live."
"Kill me."
Three-headed dog attack!
Like Law cant melt a three headed dog brain.
"I don't want the dog either"
I kind of hope Robert gets eaten by his own three headed dog.
This revenge plan is going swimmingly
Also three headed borzoi is still the funniest three headed guard dog imaginable.
Birdfucker is so bad at this
Hi, Bet
Quick, kill him
Wow, Baron. You're even dumber than Law
Kill him with your mind
Bet Law
MELT HIS FUCKING BRAIN!
Baron, he kills with his brain. You can't outdraw him
"She's addicted to betrayal, see"
And what, is her secret?
"Betrayal and Hyper Opium!"
That's right, bird tits
"No, she's just half Polish. But still, you get the idea"
Hell yeah some bird tiddies.
Jakes changed some peoples lives with this.
"Law saw her breasts."
Prize-winning writing
Wins a prize because it was one-handed
And she's actually the Baron's daughter
Jakes, you should have included a tasteful line drawing so your editor could understand how rockin those feathery tits were.
"Behold my wife's rocking tits" is not the devastating move you thought it was, Baron
The real Birdfucker is revealed!
Okay, daughter
I refuse to admit I wasn't planning this
Its birdfuckers all the way down!
"It would have been the end of me, of Baron Starships!"
Now reveal that Baron Bob is also Laws father.
SO! MANY! BIRDFUCKERS!
"Then I found out that law was overruled decades prior and didn't feel so good"
I mean, i get it. The first thing we do as a species after first contact is going to be to try and fuck the new space friends.
"Turns out they thought I was paying them to kill her. 'Oopsies!' I remember saying."
The Kirk maneuver
I'm sure you can untangle this, Law
If you let go of your prejudices you can fuck the aliens GUILT FREE!
"Dammit, Law! I can't walk past an aviary without getting aroused! YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN!"
Law it's fine just kill him
You know what solves most complexities, Law? Brain melting violence!
Your two options are Kill or Not Kill, and he did a genocide, so just
Kill
This isn't a quandry
Alright, bye
Hes a shitty father, melt his brain!
In fact he's only admitted to more awful things since you orginally planned on killing him
BOOOOOOOOOOO what is this bullshit!?
Yeah, probably
Not really no
IMMEDIATE regret over not killing
Birdfucker was defeated by himself
Andreas Law = Captain Hindsight
confronted with the moral dilema of the guy having comitted another, equally bad crime
HE IS THO!
HES SUCH A BAD BARGAIN!
HE'S THE WORST
He's not even an interesting person!
THIS MAN IS AWFUL
You literally dont know him!
"Prove you're a bad boy and kill my dad"
Miss, you dont need a man, this is the space future! Women can have lives of their own.
HE LOOKED EVIL IN THE FACE AND DECIDED, AFTER DELIBERATION, TO DO NOTHING
THIS IS NOT A WIN
Law is just gonna impregnate a bunch of human women and kill them after giving birth, to even the score
"They stepped into the down tube," said noone
This is the most pathetic anyone has ever been
"The down tube" is just an out of service elevator
George Swell was more heroic than this
And he did nothing but get terrorized by the Hardy boys in the woods for no reason
Most of our villains are more heroic than this
Fuck you Law, i hope she gives you bird clap.
Law, I'm glad your village is dead
Ladies be Doolittling
At least they don't have to live with you
"I should have mentioned that ability before now, but I'm not sure why"
Goddammit Bet you couold have had that fucking dog eat your dad at ANY TIME?!
These two suck so much
I hope the tube breaks
I hope Sark comes back
They are gonna get married, but then not
and kills them both
Probably should have killed him
Are you at least going to send the tapes to the government?
YOU KILLED THE DOORMAN, YOU FUCK
Are her boobs still out?
ALL HE DID WAS GUARD THE FUCKING DOOR
Yes.
Felix answers
"RAWWWRK PRETTY BIRD PRETTY BIRD RAWWWRK"
Man getting pin feathers on your nipples would suck ass.
I don't know which way you mean either part of that sentence
Damn your bird arms!
Twencen pulp is wild because you can make a year's income writing a book about a deeply personal vendetta that suddenly veers into Antagonist We've Never/Barely Met
Anyway, this is a Mel Gibson vehicle, argue with me.
Fuck you Law I hope you die
I've joined the other side these idiots need to be wiped out
Hey, look who's back
FUCK YES
Bet, you are the only woman I want to regurgitate bugs into my 'breed young's maws from your Avian Tittays
GET EM
Goddammit Law cant you do anything right?
Mmmmm, time slices
Law isa beginner of projects, not a finisher
Law can only kill minimum wage employees
Oh hey, "dived"
He is the fucking worst
Okay I'm caught up.
Time Hitler was better than him
It's a plight on all books
" Sark giggled" I can only think of that as a little girl giggle
We have four, which one do you mean?
Hitlarr was better than him
Loops-no, a hurricane-no, two hurricanes!
hahahahaha
ONE
THOUSAND
HURRICANES
The amount of modifiers he's adding on to this attack
The guy from Bicycling Through Space And Time who did nothing but make puns and meet a singer he really liked and then cried about his dad was better than Law
Sark is going to disintegrate