Tom Owns Diebel's Grave
"by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth..."
#2 Time Riders
"by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth..."
Such a password only bodes well
Oh right, the poison they made Socrates drink for being the most annoying man in Athens.
This series is so fucking weird
>.> Maddy.........do not coo at the vat men.
Let's go guys, mission accomplished
Not at all ominous
"next time memorise the code word, idiot"
"Watch out, they make internet radio based on artists you like!"
"You'll get to listen to music, but the artists will hardly make any money."
@FancyShark one more to the pile
"like how they were willing to leave you to die in a concentration camp, remember?"
I'm not sure how to count this
Of course it doesn't seem right. Everyone else pronounces it "Jeez".
Liam's slang is evolving
I don't think we can count that
Wakka wakka
It's becoming the perfect organism
Popsicles? What is this, a curved blade for fathers?
Nailed it
That's not how that abbreviation works
Called the Obama reelection though
Scarrow is bad at words
And stories
High school kids fucking love orange juice
So if McCain wins, no time travel? Is that what we're doing?
Or was McCain 2008
If these are Americans talking, can we please spell the words sensibly?
Billions of dollars on a reception room and some OJ slurping.
I smell graft.
Yeah 2012 was like Mitt Romney and shit.
Romney
Oh yeah him
Oh right
✅ Redhead
"Franklyn"
god damn it scarrow
Franklyn W Dyxon
What, me worry?
See a Texan kid in 2015 named Franklyn? No, hed be named like Brayden or something.
Edward must be well-traveled, to think he looks like a UK brand of ice cream.
Hahaha
Maybe it's on one of his manga posters. Who knows?
Scarrow has met his match, trying to write in contemporary America in front of you guys
Somebody must have translated that last book into American
This is like those Hardy Boys books clearly written by old British people
These are all well known scientific principles
Alex should know if he wants to keep the American attention span engaged he needs to have dinosaurs in the first hour and a half of the book.
What
Alex is hungry
That's probably more on my pacing than his
He just copied that from some perpetual motion weirdo's manifesto.
"In summary, Fuck your stupid goddam dad, Franklyn. He doesnt work at TERI!"
HOW BIG'S YOUR HOLE
"Pretty big, next question."
"Good Lord! How could you say such a thing?"
"Bigger than yours."
"Are you kids familliar with goatse?"
Knuckle your forehead
I don't know how, but somehow Liam is gonna get shoved into that vacuum
Chapter 8: Further Conspicuous Absence of Dinosaurs.
Someone throw Maddy into the sea
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up, Maddy
Its 1906 and not a single sailor has yelled "SHOW US YER TEATS YA DOCKSIDE STRUMPET!"
There are only 81 chapters in this one
George R R Martin?! When did you get here?
Recruit the teller, Maddy. You feel bad about him dying, so give him time cancer instead.
"I've never seen The Terminator, why do you ask?" - Alex Scarrow
Close personal friend of Simon Hawke
Glad Sal didn't get eaten alive while they were away this time
Fuck me
We all agree this is a sex thing, right? Somehow this entire book series is a sex thing.
Whyyyyy
HOW ARE WE STILL ON 9/11.
INFINITE 9/11S
Alex! Stop it!
Maddy..........youre describing stabbing someone.
Fuck!
This is a stabbing.
Maddy you fucking do it
Why are you delegating this
You know, for kids!
Yeah Sal, most organisms dont like to be stabbed.
Feeder pipe or no.
This is so fucking weird, man
This book is so joyless
I hate this
I mean I'm having a great time but imagine actually reading this book
"out on to its belly" is the part that really sticks in my tooth.
Imagine trying to read this book for entertainment
it's 'onto', you joyless fuck.
Liam has passed out in his own vomit
I don't have to imagine
You take so many bullets for us
choking to death on his own vomit in his sleep is the best fate Liam could have right now
Look at this fucking transition
"Leftover fetus slurry."
I think if we fed this book to an AI we could teach the robots what hate means
One for Dr P
FINALLY A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
Jesus fucking Christ I thought Liam was eating his own vomit. Why would you cut those two scenes together like that. Fuck
Indeed
"Yes, Maddy, but would a terrorist organization stab a foetus?"
That's only two 9/11s away!
Maddy might be a moron
Oh hey a new sponsor
Big Brother has also always been on CBS, but whatever
Our sponsor is going to be angry about the show being wrong
Damn it Alex
God all of media from literally across time but especially before 2001, and shes watching the same episode of Big Brother.
The surest sign that they are in hell
Looks like the Enterprise is trying to communicate
God, please. Someone has to save these kids, it might as well be Starfleet.
"No, i mean down-time. You moron."
"I'm in down-time already. The only time it makes sense to rewatch Big Brother."
"Maddy that would be up-time."
"Sideways-time is the present"
Really need to decide if "the Chinese guy" invented it or this guy did
meh. "who invented it" is really just a question of who made it to the patent office first anyway
Hahahahah yeah an agency that recruits dead children to be time agents is sure to have a stringent check in and oversight policy.
"attention, brave time heroes. One of you will need to feed yourself to the time wasps immediately. Happy holidays!"
Are they going to be printing the personal ads on 9/12/2001?
🫡
"aside from lonely perverts no one cares about, anyway. We dont have to worry about erasing a dozen or so of them."
lol why would a new York newspaper print the lonely hearts section on September 12th 2001
"It's the same principle, Liam, that you used actually"
what the fuck is that sentence construction
Hi @FancyShark !
Oh, no! Time travel might not have been invented... which is bad?
So people can forget the national tragedy by getting their fuck on.
We also have had the most disgusting thing I've ever read, so that's fun
Only in the Scarrowverse can "Partial" still be a whole ass paragraph
Oh, good. More cancer for Liam!
Hm, he was killed while visiting the instit. What is that, some kind of sleazy hotel?
I feel like a handful of teens stopping a low stakes murder of a Chinese American kid in Texas is still too much for these goobers.
Not going for brevity, I guess. Had to point out that he couldn't write his thesis if he's dead.
Pandora's Dude. Got it
You have my attention
Start here book-nerds
Also, hi, @gellaho ! Hi, @frumpybadger ! Hi, @VernoWhitney ! Hi, @Flippant Sausage Beyond Oblivion ! Hi, @Tom Owns Diebel's Grave ! Hi, @Velo ! HELLO, @Brendo !
Or, like, don't.
Remember how much death you saw?
hahaha, what the fuck
Oh strap the fuck in, Shark.
An appeteaser for the misery to come
Liam somehow managing to be the most reasonable one.
"Bring me my cyborg slave"
"My teen cyborg slave"
You can cook at twice the temperature for half the time.
Okay, I've added "Feeding tube trial runs" to the list because there's no way they got those right on the first try
They've dropped a lot of corpses into the sewers of new york city at this point
They died in the last book
jesus, some publisher okayed this instead of a Brockway joint.
that's the world we live in.
Some publisher okayed eight of these
KFC still serving during the 9/11 smoke
Ok so just to make it extra weird, the next Bob is gonna look 14. Another choice that Scarrow didn't have to make
If KFC closes then the terrorists win.
Missed connections: we made eye contact under Tower 1. When it fell, my hopes for the future I imagined for us fell with it...
It's legal, don't worry about it
Oh he's 18, great no worries then
More worries. Exponentially more worries.
Whats the point of having a cyborg slave you grow in a vat if you dont cook him long enough?!
Lot of places were open. We went to a diner because WTF else are you going to do.
You can't rush Bob-yeast. The Great British Baking Show demonstrated that.
Theoretical mumbo... jumbo
I can and I will! Begin forging my child army!
"Wait.........what the fuck......do you not know either?"
Velo's going to beat Bobby Flay with violence
He also died of cancer at 27?
"mumbo... Gumbo? Dumbo? Think, Maddy, think!"
Alex Scarrow obsessed with that 27 club thing
Haha Maddy is such a catty lil bitch
Makes sense
Tonight on Dateline: Leaky Dimensions and Infinite 9/11s. Could Your Children Be Involved?
Maddy maybe stop being so awful for like five minutes
Seems like this is a real important piece of information.
Now all they have to do is find a guy named Chan in the entire run of human history. How hard could that be?
As long as they dont delete Jackie Im cool with it.
Looks like we got a fetus oopsie
"Maybe Foster just forgot to tell us to kill one specific guy. He just told us about a different guy to kill."
I knew we stabbed that foetus too much
Gellaho's version of Roe v. Wade is more fun
This is a great organization
Why are they keeping those?!
GARGOYLE BOB!
I wonder what the problem is
It's like potions in RPGs, we might need them later!
NO NO HE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE THIS SEXY
Recycling day is 9/12
oh no
oh no
She plugged the tube into his dick
Wakka wakka
THE BOBTER IS A WOMAN?!?!
3
We recruit teens to stab fetuses. We harvest the good ones and drown the freaks in their own feces.
Oh no
Oh..........well its not that big of a deal.
or foetesus in their faeces, to hear this book tell it
There's gonna be so much more teen nudity isn't there
I feel like you should know this Sal
Women can be cyborg kill beasts too.
Liam is lucky to be able to read, when would he learn chromosomes
Sal should know what xx means, Scarrow
It means moonshine
Why the fuck would you even put that on the label for your fucking vat grown tube slave? Who cares?
I don't like what Scarrow is going to do with this
Sal was from the future at time of writing, Scarrow. Hey Scarrow India has schools, Scarrow
It's pronounced "Cronenberg", Liam.
Scarrow can't hear you. He's too busy Britishing
Roberta
Too busy polishing his brass doorknob
Really stretched yourself with that name, didn't you, Scarrow
chases onion britishly
"As long as you promise no concentration camps"
fucking--
Bobbie was right there
Call her Barbie, that'd be fun
And Liam--
No looking at the naked cyborg slave teen
Don't fuck the fleshbot
"Pinky swear I won't witness the deaths of thousands?"
God damn it scarrow
Her rancid meat stench is so alluring
GOD DAMN IT SCARROW
Yeah because the 1900s irish guy will fit right in on a 2015 texas university campus.
The fact you're referring to her as "it" makes me think you don't actually care about modesty, Scarrow
Hot
this is uniquely rancid even by book cage standards
Did you skip the part where they put some clothes on her?
You spent most of that time alone in a concentration camp, but sure
Now she unhinges her jaw and reveals multiple rows of steel teeth
yeah just let her sit on the chair all wet with tube goo and naked, that wont cause a weird smell.
Hot
These Hallmark movies have the dumbest meet-cute scenes
Liam's gonna fuck that clone
A meat robot you could fuck if you wanted and gained consent from, Liam.
Ah, the future
Liam deserves his suffering
The fe-male
Why the fuck is it bluetooth
"Bluetooth? What is this, a Viking who eats too many blueberries?"
"Or she'll be paired with a wireless mouse we forgot to shut off and will have a seizure every time we try to open a document. It could go either way."
Man I do not think bluetooth should be used to upload an AI, it doesnt even always work for my headphones and my phone.
Nobody deserves what Liam has gone through
Add another to the count
4
Liam's earning it now
Liam's going through some stuff
Scarrow, if you think a woman needs an upper-register voice, I will fight you
Let's get these teens half naked and wet again
Solid sentiment but if you aren't already fighting Scarrow I will fight you
Only half? What is this, a school play?
We all need to kill Scarrow
"beneath the sheets of her bunk"???????????
Looks like this new baby brain is going to change Bob's AI
Maddy, who are you hiding underwear from besides obviously Liam?
Yeah that's weird
Which is kind of killing Bob, but let's not worry about that
Adding to the list
Killed a Bob